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The Tissue Room

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Jan 27, 2015 greenwall link
Everyone please give JakP a heartfelt welcome! /me hands him a box of tissues
Feb 04, 2015 VikingRanger link
Hi, um..... Sorry guys, this is hard for me. *sniff* I I, no I can't say it/me grads a box of tissues and runs out crying.
Feb 04, 2015 avataros link
*REDACTED*
Feb 08, 2015 danielturtle link
/me burns tissues
What is the POINT of this thread?
Feb 08, 2015 biretak link
danielturtle, Did you read the first post...

"The Tissue Room is a new theraputic environment where those who can't get over their disdain and unusually severe aversion to a mainstay of VO weaponry (guided missiles) can recieve the care and attention they need."

Some players whine like ninnies about swarms instead of learning to dodge them.
Feb 08, 2015 danielturtle link
So the point is to make fun of people who dislike missiles? Cause all these comments sure don't look like a theraputic enviorment.
Aw poor patients... I never use swarms, as being F2P I can't buy them.
/me gives some tissues
Feb 08, 2015 Pizzasgood link
Rin walks back into the room, now looking less bloody but even more frazzled. As he looks over the room he seems disappointed at the relatively small number of tissues compared to last time. Muttering under his breath, he turns to leave and nearly trips over a turtle that was waddling around and wearing creepy dark robes for some reason. Now extremely confused, Rin picks up the necroturtle and sets it atop a lamp so that its legs cannot knock it down again. With a smile at having done his good deed for the day, Rin exits the room and heads up the hall, angling toward a shop named Gratuitous Slabs of Meat while absently fondling an incendiary grenade.
Feb 09, 2015 csgno1 link
@ danielturtle: go to corvus, increase your standing, pay some crystal.
Feb 11, 2015 danielturtle link
Turtle wakes up and is very confused to be on the lamp. He tries to jump off but only succedes in tipping the lamp. The turtle is now boiling on the lamp and panics, smashing the lamp on the floor. Luckily, some sunflare missiles cusioned it's fall...
The turtle staggers toward a Bus as the missiles cascade around the tissue room. He does get a bus... the station's monorail, 120W bus. He gets on it anyway and tries to fly it out of the station. Oddly enough, he succedes and it happens to have a jump drive. He jumps toward the nearest wormhole, the Tissue room crew hot on his heels (or claws?)
When he gets to the wormhole, he turbos as fast as he can. The sudden acceleration trips the circuit breaker by pushing a switch to the off position. The breaker trips the ground wire, which is not any longer in the ground. The result is that the entire 120W is shunted through the hull of the bus. As the turtle warps, the wormhole carries the energy around the system, blanketing it with ion storms.

Glad to see that we are actually roleplaying!
Feb 11, 2015 joylessjoker link
You're roleplaying a klutzy clown-turtle? Does it wear white powder makeup with a bright red plastic squeaky nose?
Feb 11, 2015 greenwall link
Greenwall looks up the phone number for security guard service.
Feb 11, 2015 danielturtle link
I will ignore Joyless for now.

Greenwall, good move.
Mar 13, 2015 The Axiom link
SWARMS ARE THE BOMB!!!!!
~Pun Intended
Mar 15, 2015 Jaks link
Harpo is a new visitor to this room.
Mar 16, 2015 csgno1 link
No jak don't care if you use swarms, I was mocking you for using them when you outnumbered us six to two, thought it might be a chance for you to broaden your skill set.
Oct 30, 2015 greenwall link
Please welcome our newest addition, Hawkfeather!
Oct 30, 2015 jordanmorgan14f link
Galanoth strides into the room with a cocky stagger, dumps the 18mil he pirated from Greenwalls handout recipients, looks Greenwall dead in his eye and grunts "Its your lucky day faggot"

Greenwall unleashes an array of swarms from his armpits and manages to only smack himself and and Harpo in the face. Harpo wails about being outnumbered by the swarms and Galanoth pisses on the tissues in the mayhem, grabs Leber Mac to go find white woman, and prances out if the room maniacally screaming:

"SHOULD HAVE PAID BITCHES"
Oct 30, 2015 joylessjoker link
Is there a deodorant available that can negate greenwall's armpit-swarms? If not, there's a business opportunity!
Oct 30, 2015 Tripod war of the worlds link
I admit myself to the psychiatric hospital of vo.
Oct 30, 2015 Pizzasgood link
Rin grins from the station's security room as he watches Galanoth's antics on the monitor. Dumping a bag of hallucinogenic mushrooms into the station's water tank has been a success. He steps over the body of the security guard and makes his way to the hanger. There's a keg of capsaicin in L-2 awaiting the next experiment.