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Some RED guild requirements

May 17, 2014 greenwall link
Thought you all would enjoy a good laugh:

This is an excerpt from the official RED guild requirements:

Swear to die before dishonoring your purpose, this means:

-If you are in the sector to fight without another mission, fight until it is clear of enemies or die trying

-Bring the appropriate weapon to the fight, or don't engage unless forced to or in defense of allies. Display your skill at all times in your choice of weaponry

-Always face your opponent in 1v1 combat. Running away from weapons range and turning away from your opponent is not tactics, it's cowardice.
May 17, 2014 trolley link
rich, coming from you
May 18, 2014 TheRedSpy link
yes indeed, trolley, extremely rich coming from him.

Of course in recent times our missions have mostly been "piss off greenwall and Itan at all costs" seems we've all run out of roleplay to do.
May 18, 2014 greenwall link
I'm not sure what you mean by rich, but I'm sure (and I hope) you will make up something entertaining. Unless you mean simply that I'm rich, in which case you would be correct.
May 18, 2014 TheRedSpy link
The point is greendummy, guild requirements are for us to set expectations on our new members so they understand what's required of them, it's not a basis for external criticism.

They're also intentionally crafted to be open ended so that if we order our men to "be as annoying as possible to every blue drop kick you can find" then that's a-okay.

=)
May 18, 2014 greenwall link
6/10 for entertainment value. But nice effort!

Let me play along:

Anything is basis for external criticism, most especially something labelled "requirements" that are specifically ignored and violated by your current commander, yourself, and other members, at such incredibly frequency that it's hard NOT to find any humor in it.

And you have a strange way of making something sound open ended. Or do you see death as an open end?
May 19, 2014 TheRedSpy link
My current commander can do whatever the fuck he wants including changing the requirements for guild entry. We are not a democratic guild and so we don't have to answer yours or anyone else's criticisms.

If you don't like the way our serco guild operates make your fucking own already. That's what I did and that's why I get to set hypocritical rules and be a facist ass kicker because I actually contributed to the foundations of a community rather than just being a slimy swarm troll that has more time than brains.

Go figure.
May 19, 2014 Whistler link
I think we're done here. I'm locking this as I can't imagine this getting any better.