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Kill Smittens Pool

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Oct 30, 2014 Kierky link
This thread is lols.
Oct 30, 2014 smittens link
Please note that posts which reiterate the same tired diction to say nothing more than "nuh-uh, you are!" are perhaps the surest way to prove yourself as an alt of TRS.

(Double points if trying to make claims that simply cannot be proven one way or another so long as the braggart refuses to actually fly, preferring instead to maintain a bizarrely active presence on the forums of a video game they used to play (until it got too infuriating!))
Oct 30, 2014 greenwall link
TRS still plays, just on alts.
Oct 30, 2014 smittens link
No no greenwall, it's confusing, but those are people that just pretend to be TRS so they can take a free crack at the Champ, aka Death Itself, aka the Smittens Mitten
Nov 03, 2014 smittens link
WE HAVE OUR FIRST VICTOR!!!!

Electricity takes home a STAGGERING 22 million credits. We can all only hope he doesn't spend it at once and crash the economy with such a massive influx of cash.

CONGRATS to Electricity, who according to this very scientific study, must be THE BEST FIGHTER PILOT IN THE UNIVERSE!!
Nov 03, 2014 Inevitable link
Except he didn't kill you, but I did actually kill you. This thread is obviously the usual TGFT/ITAN circlejerk session.
Nov 03, 2014 TheRedSpy link
Nowai Inevitable!??! Who coulda possibly seen that!
Nov 03, 2014 smittens link
Lots of people kill me! But it must conform to the rules of the challenge to qualify for the pool & for you to be officially considered better than me in 1v1. And as in two out of two occasions you failed to kill me according to the rules of the challenge (in BOTH fights I might add), unfortunately you did not qualify for the winners pool.

But don't worry, your name is immortalized in the first post as a Challenger, which is more than any ONE can say. Better to have tried and died than to have lurked and glurked! And if you keep up this ruckus you will definitely be the first to qualify for the whiners pool, which is an even more exclusive club!!*

(..Also, for the record, I really really wanted to insert an analogy here comparing the situation to the Falcons blowing a 21 point lead... but nothing in this thread (even including TRS!) is pitiful enough for it to really apply. You'll just have to imagine a witty and applicable insult I guess)

*At least until TRS scrounges together $9.99 and gets ingame for me to pop pop
Nov 03, 2014 Serious.Person link
How did he win if he didn't shoot him down? Did Smittens run? :P
Nov 03, 2014 smittens link
I asked for a forfeit because it was not even close and I only have a few Valks in gray space. Electricity was nice enough to allow it and to let me limp home in shame.

And really, words cannot do justice to how totally and completely I was beaten. Shredded, really. Eviscerated. Whipped, whooped, and whapped. It was not pretty, and I would seriously urge any future Pool Makers to deny Electricity's challenge
Nov 03, 2014 Conflict Diamond link
"I asked for a forfeit because it was not even close and I only have a few Valks in gray space. Electricity was nice enough to allow it and to let me limp home in shame."

I call shenanigans! You can't win a kill-Smittens contest without actually KILLING Smittens!
Nov 04, 2014 TheRedSpy link
Ohhh I see how this "CONtest" works. You gather assorted victim's monies and then when your best buddy comes around all of the sudden "SHIT, YOU CAN'T POP MY VALKRYIE IT'S MY ONLY ONE! HERE, TAKE ALL THE MONEY"

Why don't you just write a few more posts about how TOTALLY AWESOME you are smittens and why everyone should just GIVE YOU THEIR MONEY.

LULZ
Nov 04, 2014 idd link
I have a gigantic urge to resub because of this thread
Nov 04, 2014 Inevitable link
Note that the first match, out of our two, I did actually KILL you. You wouldn't give me the money so of course I agreed to try again and that time I didn't kill you. Now Electricity doesn't KILL you and you give him the money. Haha.

You're a joke. And you are going to even look like a bigger joke when you try to start a Serco guild. No one is going to want to join a 'Serco' guild created by a dishonest smurf lover unless they are dishonest smurf lovers themselves which is proof through UCL.

Anyway, have fun, use lube, and take a rest every ten minutes so you don't pull a bicep.
Nov 04, 2014 Electricity link
eh no clue what you smoked but it didnt do your brain much good boda shandis rorzzrt.
his system works on a challenge basis so if you shot him down without having challenged him you don't get cash. you didn't witness yesterday that Smittens and i had two fights of which the first was him in his corvult vs. me in my raptor udv. i destroyed smittens fully in that one and scored a pk. no cash and i didn't ask for any lol.
after that i challenged him on 100 and we had the fight you observed that earned me the money.
i don't reckon him betraying you and denying you cash so where do you come in in this funny scenery?
Nov 04, 2014 Inevitable link
Sieger, as if your role-play of electricity talking wasn't daft enough, you had to prove your idiocy by posting more nonsense. When I killed him I had challenged him and then he weaseled his way out of paying a Serco, oh what a surprise!
Nov 04, 2014 csgno1 link
Inevitable, crapping on someone's RP and outing them is bad form. Go stand in the corner.
Nov 04, 2014 Pizzasgood link
Boda did in fact challenge Smittens properly. The reason he didn't win the pool was that they both died, and Boda's death happened first. I don't remember if it was splash damage or a still-traveling shot/flare that did Smittens in, but it was something of that nature. The general consensus between Smittens and 100 (which I agree with) was that once Boda died, he'd failed the challenge, therefor the kill happened after the challenge was already over and did not count. He was given a free rematch to try again.

Boda's stance is that nothing in the rules at that time covered that situation, so it should have been valid. I don't think that's an unfair stance to take, even if I don't agree with it.

Smittens has updated the rules to clarify for future matches.
Nov 04, 2014 Electricity link
rozhozhozhoz!
nah its quite alright Harpo. i like how he enjoys my role play!

thanks for clarifying this rin! i finally got what he has been crying about here. so its extremely funny how boda shandis has been trying to talk his way around saying "actually i died first. we drawed at the most". anyhow i understand a draw might be questionable as it is all about shooting down/clearly beating smittens. smittens made a new rule and offered a new challenge which boda lost. fair enough. no need to whine any further about it. so why insult good men and make a mess about non-debateable stuff. keep the concept going! i hereby give my allowance! vrzzzarrz!
Nov 04, 2014 DeathSpores link
In doubt always insult Smittens, if ye dont know why he probably does.