Now you may be wondering, well, what has Good O'l Uncle Ret done for me?

Well, I'll tell you what Uncle can do for you. Uncle is willing to offer you warranties for trident parts! That's right. Not only can you clean up your cluttered inventory, but you can get easy warranty coverage at the same time.

Length of warranties will be determined by quantity and type of manufactured part.

PM Retractile in game for more details or to work out an exchange.

I am also willing to have sex with whoever provides Uncle with a Milanar Aggregator.

I've been saving a Milanar aggregator for this exact purpose!!!

No deal until I know your actual gender.

Clearly Ret is a plant. Watch the thorns, greenwall.

Well if the vegitative state I demonstrate when camped out at my desk playing VO, then yes, I suppose I could be considered a plant

@ Greenwall, this is on the up and up right? You're not going to hide an avalon in it and then make another 'Your mom' joke are you?

@ csgno1 I can be any gender you want me to be