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Heroic Tales of the Criminally Insane

Apr 10, 2015 Tokko Bashalis link
All hail Krod, the Violater/Criminally Insane

Typically when someone partakes in a sale, they meet in a sector, the supplier drops the cargo and the buyer issues the credits. Supplier flies off and buyer flies to pick up said cargo.

...Typically...

Krod, however, is not your typical pilot. He wants CWMs, we meet in Odia M-14 and there are 2 other (non-agressive) pilots in the sector. I drop cargo, Krod issues credits, I fly away and so does Krod! Where is he flying to? Who the fuck knows?!

Before I know it, Krod has engaged both pilots within the NFZ and a giant firefight ensues! Missiles launched and a giant colorful fireworks show of neutron blasters follow. Several minutes later, both pilots are dead and Krod has a swarm of Law Enforcement on his tail. Krod messages, "Krod thanks you!", picks up his cargo (all while being actively engaged by Law Enforcement) and jumps to a new sector.

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Please post more fun stories of the Criminally Insane!
Apr 10, 2015 izhmash47 link
hehehe
Apr 10, 2015 Roda Slane link
As long as I am here, I would like to thank whomever for the ultracells I picked up in D14. Since Krod is the only one that complained, I will thank Krod. THANKS KROD!

P.S. When you buy something, and the supplier shows up in a ship bigger than yours, this might be a clue that you did not bring a big enough ship.

As for Krods comment "Roda has something that does not belong to him". Incorrect! Krod is KOS with me. If you have it, and I see you have it, consider it mine.
Apr 10, 2015 VikingRanger link
Krod never was too long on brains. He has a selective memory too.
Apr 10, 2015 Savet link
Welcome to VO.

1. Treaties get broken by the lowest common denominator.
2. See #1.
Apr 11, 2015 izhmash24 link
Those were my UCs =p glad to share and I'm sure Krod could always use more excuses to pew pew