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Jan 29, 2004 UncleDave link
...does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

.. another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

6 that flame them for not using the Search feature

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

16 posts of two forum members that are exclusively talking to each other only about lightbulbs and what they did that weekend

24 posts of telling them to take it to PM's

1 moderator that comes in and says something about doing it wrong and that everyone who disagrees gets a warning

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Jan 29, 2004 CannonFodder link
thanks dave ^-^
Jan 29, 2004 Suicidal Lemming link
This is sooo a repost!
http://www.starfreeze.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1191
Jan 29, 2004 roguelazer link
How many slashdotters does it take to change a light bulb (original, unlike Daves)?


4 to welcome our new light bulb changing overlords

199 to compare "light bulb vs user" to SCO

14 first posts

3 to extoll the virtues of the GNAA

6 to post links titled "Light Bulb" that actually redirect to something really disgusting

7 MOD PARENT UP posts

10 MOD PARENT DOWN posts

2 to announce that Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home today

3 to say F*** YOU!

1 to translate for Gentoo Users

2 to ask for the sources

2 to point out a simple, 4 step plan to PROFIT!!!

4 to post a transcript of the entire "Light bulb changing" article

2 to tell us how In Soviet Russia, the light bulbs change the forum users

3 to post links to images of the light bulb naked

1 moderator to rule them all
Jan 30, 2004 UncleDave link
Hey, I just copied and pasted it, dont go blaming me.
Jan 30, 2004 Hoax link
>2004-01-29 16:56:00 UncleDave
>...does it take to change a lightbulb?
>
>1 to change the light bulb
>
>1 to post that the light bulb has been changed
>
>14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
>
>7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
>
>27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
>
>53 to flame the spell checkers
>
>6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
>
>.. another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
>
>2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
>
>15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
>
>156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
>
>109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
>
>203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
>
>111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
>
>306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
>
>27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
>
>14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
>
>3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
>
>33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
>
>6 that flame them for not using the Search feature
>
>12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
>
>19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
>
>4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
>
>44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
>
>4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
>
>143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
>
>16 posts of two forum members that are exclusively talking to each other only about lightbulbs and what they did that weekend
>
>24 posts of telling them to take it to PM's
>
>1 moderator that comes in and says something about doing it wrong and that everyone who disagrees gets a warning
>
>1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
>
>
>2004-01-29 17:20:57 CannonFodder
>thanks dave ^-^
>
>2004-01-29 17:58:50 Suicidal Lemming
>This is sooo a repost!
>http://www.starfreeze.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1191
>
>
> 2004-01-29 18:16:43 roguelazer
>How many slashdotters does it take to change a light bulb (original, unlike Daves)?
>
>
>4 to welcome our new light bulb changing overlords
>
>199 to compare "light bulb vs user" to SCO
>
>14 first posts
>
>3 to extoll the virtues of the GNAA
>
>6 to post links titled "Light Bulb" that actually redirect to something really disgusting
>
>7 MOD PARENT UP posts
>
>10 MOD PARENT DOWN posts
>
>2 to announce that Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home today
>
>3 to say F*** YOU!
>
>1 to translate for Gentoo Users
>
>2 to ask for the sources
>
>2 to point out a simple, 4 step plan to PROFIT!!!
>
>4 to post a transcript of the entire "Light bulb changing" article
>
>2 to tell us how In Soviet Russia, the light bulbs change the forum users
>
>3 to post links to images of the light bulb naked
>
>1 moderator to rule them all
>
>
> 2004-01-30 02:13:13 UncleDave
>Hey, I just copied and pasted it, dont go blaming me.
>

me too
Jan 30, 2004 Sheean link
Changing a light bulb without having an official lightbulbchangingcertificate (similar to a msce) have led to an estimated damage to the world economy of $ 154,234.64 Most people that change light bulbs are untrained, causing dangerous situations. If all people that changed lightbulbs would have a lightbulbchangingcertificate the number of accidents could be reduced with 95%

If a person in a room changes a light bulb, while in the adjacent room somebody is wearing a tutu and is listening to punkmusic, the building will explode. There were numerous cases all over the world of this happening. Each year HUNDREDS of people die while changing light bulbs.

99% of the cases are simply caused by lack of experience by the light bulb changer, and inadequate training. In most scenarios, an emergency plan is not available (and in even fewer cases people are actually aware of that plan), turning a minor accident into a major disaster.

In most cases, hiring a mechanic is the safest option as most people don't have the know-how, education, talent and skills to replace a light bulb.
Jan 30, 2004 Forum Moderator link
LIGHTBULB
Pronunciation: l'Itb`ulb

Definition: [n] electric lamp consisting of a glass bulb containing a wire filament (usually tungsten) that emits light when heated

Synonyms: bulb, electric light, electric-light bulb, incandescent lamp, light bulb

See Also: electric lamp, filament
Jan 30, 2004 Pyroman_Ace link
In Soviet Russia, the lightbulb changes the the changer
Jan 30, 2004 roguelazer link
http://www.wallpaper.net.au/wallpaper/other/Light%20Bulb%20-%201024x768.jpg

Feb 03, 2004 UncleDave link
[QUOTE=Hoax]
How many forum junkies...
reply to this thread post a new thread back to index forum index 2004-01-29 16:56:00 UncleDave
...does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

.. another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

6 that flame them for not using the Search feature

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

16 posts of two forum members that are exclusively talking to each other only about lightbulbs and what they did that weekend

24 posts of telling them to take it to PM's

1 moderator that comes in and says something about doing it wrong and that everyone who disagrees gets a warning

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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2004-01-29 17:20:57 CannonFodder
thanks dave ^-^


2004-01-29 17:58:50 Suicidal Lemming
This is sooo a repost!
http://www.starfreeze.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1191


2004-01-29 18:16:43 roguelazer
How many slashdotters does it take to change a light bulb (original, unlike Daves)?


4 to welcome our new light bulb changing overlords

199 to compare "light bulb vs user" to SCO

14 first posts

3 to extoll the virtues of the GNAA

6 to post links titled "Light Bulb" that actually redirect to something really disgusting

7 MOD PARENT UP posts

10 MOD PARENT DOWN posts

2 to announce that Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home today

3 to say F*** YOU!

1 to translate for Gentoo Users

2 to ask for the sources

2 to point out a simple, 4 step plan to PROFIT!!!

4 to post a transcript of the entire "Light bulb changing" article

2 to tell us how In Soviet Russia, the light bulbs change the forum users

3 to post links to images of the light bulb naked

1 moderator to rule them all


2004-01-30 02:13:13 UncleDave
Hey, I just copied and pasted it, dont go blaming me.
edit this message

2004-01-30 11:14:54 Hoax
>2004-01-29 16:56:00 UncleDave
>...does it take to change a lightbulb?
>
>1 to change the light bulb
>
>1 to post that the light bulb has been changed
>
>14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
>
>7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
>
>27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
>
>53 to flame the spell checkers
>
>6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
>
>.. another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
>
>2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
>
>15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
>
>156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
>
>109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
>
>203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
>
>111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
>
>306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
>
>27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
>
>14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
>
>3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
>
>33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
>
>6 that flame them for not using the Search feature
>
>12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
>
>19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
>
>4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
>
>44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
>
>4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
>
>143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
>
>16 posts of two forum members that are exclusively talking to each other only about lightbulbs and what they did that weekend
>
>24 posts of telling them to take it to PM's
>
>1 moderator that comes in and says something about doing it wrong and that everyone who disagrees gets a warning
>
>1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
>
>
>2004-01-29 17:20:57 CannonFodder
>thanks dave ^-^
>
>2004-01-29 17:58:50 Suicidal Lemming
>This is sooo a repost!
>http://www.starfreeze.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1191
>
>
> 2004-01-29 18:16:43 roguelazer
>How many slashdotters does it take to change a light bulb (original, unlike Daves)?
>
>
>4 to welcome our new light bulb changing overlords
>
>199 to compare "light bulb vs user" to SCO
>
>14 first posts
>
>3 to extoll the virtues of the GNAA
>
>6 to post links titled "Light Bulb" that actually redirect to something really disgusting
>
>7 MOD PARENT UP posts
>
>10 MOD PARENT DOWN posts
>
>2 to announce that Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home today
>
>3 to say F*** YOU!
>
>1 to translate for Gentoo Users
>
>2 to ask for the sources
>
>2 to point out a simple, 4 step plan to PROFIT!!!
>
>4 to post a transcript of the entire "Light bulb changing" article
>
>2 to tell us how In Soviet Russia, the light bulbs change the forum users
>
>3 to post links to images of the light bulb naked
>
>1 moderator to rule them all
>
>
> 2004-01-30 02:13:13 UncleDave
>Hey, I just copied and pasted it, dont go blaming me.
>

me too
[/QUOTE]

Me three
Feb 03, 2004 Sheean link
You know, one time my light went like.. you know, like, boom. It just exploded, like a, you know, big light, you know, came from it. That was really like, so cool, you know. That was really cool you know. So then I went like: 'like, you see, like, I like that lamp to be, you know, like, replaced, you know, like this'.
And then you know, it was replaced, like so. As putting the lamp in the socket or something you know, just like that.

Really cool...

/me looks at his own post in absolute silence
Feb 03, 2004 Forum Moderator link
This problem is impossible to solve without first establishing the TYPE of bulb. If it's a Type "A" bulb (the most common in the US) then there's one answer, but other types present more or less surface area for grasping, variances in thread width and length, and so on. Define your terms, man!
Feb 04, 2004 Pyroman_Ace link
I agree with FM!

/me prays he doesn't get a warning

Naw, I had something like Sheean's happen to me once at an Elementary School Science Fair 4 years ago.

/me plays cheesy flashback jingle and makes your screen all wavy by pressing the De-Mag button

I was setting up my project and I was maybe 2-3 feet from a Blacklight thingy (one of those long tubes with gas instead of filament) and I finish I mosy around while waiting for a judge to come register me and the whole thing just goes BLOOEY! I got a chuck of glass in my palm and got blamed for it, my teacher didnt listen to three people who saw the blast and saw me walk towards it, from 6 feet away...

Moral of the story: Don't ever go near a 6th grade teacher, and oh yeah, dont trust those bulbs, they have a tendeancy to, uhh, COMBUST without warning.
Feb 05, 2004 toshiro link
/me wonders about the blacklight incident

is that within the bundaries of "normal"?
i have never heard of lamps exploding...
i saw a fluorescent one implode once, yes, but...
Feb 05, 2004 Pyro link
I suppose it's possible for the gas to be heated to the point where it expands enough to make the lamp explode...
Feb 05, 2004 ctishman link
First Post!
Feb 05, 2004 Suicidal Lemming link
First post!
Feb 06, 2004 UncleDave link
...???
Feb 06, 2004 roguelazer link
PROFIT!!!