I just accidentally shot myself in the head with a pr0n-mag launcher, the doctor says i have 3 minutes to live. I'm using the dying seconds of my life to write this message.

I am leaving my score to FurBall, my money to imaloserdontkillme, my +822 Itani admiration to Durgia, my ships/weapons to [syn]n00b, and my brain to Phoenix.
I think i gave everything to the people that needed it most.

So bye everyone, it was nice playing with you, i'm going to drop dead now....


P.S. is anyone else bored?

T'is bad luck being dead.

I dunno, being dead could have its advantages... You can be a zombie!

Bored???? With all the bugs and bot weirdness? Hardly.

You have an odd interpretation of fun FM :P

Woo! Ships! Weapons! Yay!

"You, put me back at the stick!"

--[SDF] Black 1's last words during the Battle of s9. His craft suffered a direct hit to the rear quarter that severed his legs and collapsed his left lung. He fought until his craft crashed into the station while pursuing an Itani fighter craft.


Actual Last Words

"Where am I? Who am I? I'm at the Tour! I need to get back on the bike! Guys, place me back on my bike"

--Rider (will find and post name momentarily), 1997 Tour De France after awaking from unconsciousness, rode 12 miles and collapsed dead.

"... come back here and I'll bite your kneecaps off!"

No no no! It's "Oh I see, running away aye? You yellow bastards! Come here and get what's coming to ya! I'll bite your legs off!"

P.S. That was THE funniest movie I've ever seen!

is this fake?

Sadly, it's no joke. randomblast ("Randy" to those who knew him well) passed away at 2004-05-13 17:57:23. The official cause of death was listed as "massive cerebral hemorrhage due to the introduction of a foreign body (possibly Swedish?) into the cranial vault at a high velocity". The phenomenon has become so common that it has been dubbed "Juggs-head" and other less-printable nick-names in the sensational media. At the risk of appearing to blame the victim, I will add that if he had been viewing "soft" porn, this wouldn't have happened.

I knew I shouldn't have sold him those Earthly Summers crates...