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There is this girl who keeps stalking me and calling me!!! I dont how she got my number and she will never leave me alone!
Please give me advice to get rid of her, thx...
-[SDF] Black 2
Please give me advice to get rid of her, thx...
-[SDF] Black 2
Go out with her, that ought to do it.
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Buy her a roofie coolada.
/Family Guy joke.
/Family Guy joke.
Obvious question: is she hot?
Booby traps? >:D
"Booby traps? >:D"
Are we talking double entendre here or not? :P
Are we talking double entendre here or not? :P
Well, i have had this problem once or twice, thought not as serious. Speaking from experience, i think you should reveal your Taliban connections, secret cache of stolen weaponry, and, if neccesary, introduce her to your "boyfriend".
Please note that i have never needed to use the last one.
Please note that i have never needed to use the last one.
lol, wow random uhhh, your desperate to AVOID girls aren't you?
Blacklight: 2 options
1) If she's hot, go out with her, you've got nuthing to lose
2) If she's not hot or annoying or something, produce to her some made-up story about you and your girlfriend going out over the weekend or something
Integrate it into the conversation, she'll pick it up and leave you alone.
Note: I am speaking from expierence here, and despite the fact that 'his fingers aren't always in any way connected to his thought process' these work, I've had this problem many times myself.
Blacklight: 2 options
1) If she's hot, go out with her, you've got nuthing to lose
2) If she's not hot or annoying or something, produce to her some made-up story about you and your girlfriend going out over the weekend or something
Integrate it into the conversation, she'll pick it up and leave you alone.
Note: I am speaking from expierence here, and despite the fact that 'his fingers aren't always in any way connected to his thought process' these work, I've had this problem many times myself.
Various options:
* Connect your computer to the phoneline and send a high volume, high frequency tone back if she calls.
* Connect your computer to the phoneline and let the computer call her every, 60 sec. or so.
* Create a bot using your computer which will answer the phone.
* Place a large bee-hive near her home.
* If you have number recognition, block all her calls (duh)
* If she calls you, answer the phone; talk a bit and then fire a gun (or play a tape of a gun firing) a couple of times and scream like you are being killed or something.
* Collect as much data of her as you can and put it on the internet (somewhere like scriptkiddietargets.news)
* Get her GPS locations, hack into the pentagon and launch some missiles.
* Put laxative medicines in her food.
* Send a mail with white powder.
* Record tapes and contact her school.
* Get everybody you know to call her with useless stuff like: "[cheesy backgroundmusic]You just won $1000 dollars in the "DIAL-A-RANDOM-NUMBER-SHOW"! Please give your name, address and bankaccountnumber and we'll send you your $1000 dollars by lunch-time![/cheesybackgroundmusic]" "Hi! Paul, is that you? Ah, hello Paul!" "[insert some random foreign language]" "NOW GIVE ME THE ***ING MONEY OR YOUR KID GETS IT! [insert shooting in the background and lot's of people crying and screaming]" "This is CNN news, is it true that you have three arms?" etc, etc..
* "Opt-in" her mail address to spammers.
* wget rotten.com pictures (so you don't have too see them) and mail her those (be sure to turn off viewing pictures in your mail client)
Heh, well I sometimes get "stalked" by very irritating 12-year-olds (or something) on school; quite annoying, but if you just pretend like they don't exist they generally stop after a week or so.
* Connect your computer to the phoneline and send a high volume, high frequency tone back if she calls.
* Connect your computer to the phoneline and let the computer call her every, 60 sec. or so.
* Create a bot using your computer which will answer the phone.
* Place a large bee-hive near her home.
* If you have number recognition, block all her calls (duh)
* If she calls you, answer the phone; talk a bit and then fire a gun (or play a tape of a gun firing) a couple of times and scream like you are being killed or something.
* Collect as much data of her as you can and put it on the internet (somewhere like scriptkiddietargets.news)
* Get her GPS locations, hack into the pentagon and launch some missiles.
* Put laxative medicines in her food.
* Send a mail with white powder.
* Record tapes and contact her school.
* Get everybody you know to call her with useless stuff like: "[cheesy backgroundmusic]You just won $1000 dollars in the "DIAL-A-RANDOM-NUMBER-SHOW"! Please give your name, address and bankaccountnumber and we'll send you your $1000 dollars by lunch-time![/cheesybackgroundmusic]" "Hi! Paul, is that you? Ah, hello Paul!" "[insert some random foreign language]" "NOW GIVE ME THE ***ING MONEY OR YOUR KID GETS IT! [insert shooting in the background and lot's of people crying and screaming]" "This is CNN news, is it true that you have three arms?" etc, etc..
* "Opt-in" her mail address to spammers.
* wget rotten.com pictures (so you don't have too see them) and mail her those (be sure to turn off viewing pictures in your mail client)
Heh, well I sometimes get "stalked" by very irritating 12-year-olds (or something) on school; quite annoying, but if you just pretend like they don't exist they generally stop after a week or so.
Rotten.com pictures to 12-year-olds? You're an evil, evil man...
Blacklight, do you know if she has a fax machine? Those are always fun to play with...
Blacklight, do you know if she has a fax machine? Those are always fun to play with...
Brick through her window.
Flash her.
Yes Urza, have him flash her his boobs, that oughta do it :/
My advice to you, since you seem that you would rather have her shot then get to know her, find out what she looks like. Tell her to give me a call and that you're gay, or bi. Otherwise invite her to vendetta, that oughta set her straight.
My advice to you, since you seem that you would rather have her shot then get to know her, find out what she looks like. Tell her to give me a call and that you're gay, or bi. Otherwise invite her to vendetta, that oughta set her straight.
just tell her you're not interested in having a relationship with her... seriously guys
"just tell her you're not interested in having a relationship with her... seriously guys"
What are you talking about? That never works, women don't listen, i mean seriously, what do you know about women?
(Yup, I'm dead)
What are you talking about? That never works, women don't listen, i mean seriously, what do you know about women?
(Yup, I'm dead)
Evoli's right... however, if that doesn't work, try Death by Embarrassment. You have to make her realise she doesn't want you after all.
Pretty much what other people said. Find out if she's hot. Do this by asking her to meet you somewhere, but giving a false description of yourself. That way you can do a little recon on her hotness and swoop in for the kill if she's hot, or run like the plague if she isn't. It's a safe way to get more information about her, which'll allow you to make a better decision. Counter-stalking is usually the best tool for stalkers.
What I think? Chances are it's someone from school that you already know. I've never really heard about any stalker stories that involve random people who just blindly choose a phone number off the phonebook or internet or whatever. Or perhaps it's a prank being pulled by someone you know in school. I guess there's only one way to find out--see for yourself!
What I think? Chances are it's someone from school that you already know. I've never really heard about any stalker stories that involve random people who just blindly choose a phone number off the phonebook or internet or whatever. Or perhaps it's a prank being pulled by someone you know in school. I guess there's only one way to find out--see for yourself!
Stalker was a good screenplay.
And the book it was based on was good too.
And seeing how Stalker is a Tarkovski movie, it's bound to be good. I should watch it some day.
And the book it was based on was good too.
And seeing how Stalker is a Tarkovski movie, it's bound to be good. I should watch it some day.
"Tell her to give me a call and that you're gay, or bi."
Don't do that unless you really are, it will be just an other thing the stalker could throw with.
Oh, and Arolte; what if she'd do the same? Or if she does turns out to be hot "eh yeah, I kind of gave a false description".
The best solution is ofcourse to have somebody else go to the meeting point to mms you some pictures of her (if possible).
Don't do that unless you really are, it will be just an other thing the stalker could throw with.
Oh, and Arolte; what if she'd do the same? Or if she does turns out to be hot "eh yeah, I kind of gave a false description".
The best solution is ofcourse to have somebody else go to the meeting point to mms you some pictures of her (if possible).
How about we be serious. First, ask her to stop. Then, tell someone. Then, if that doesn't work, file reports with the police. If that doesn't work, give her over to Vendetta, we'll fix her up right quick. If that still doesn't work, then... I see no other choice... get an RPG (no, not a role-playing game, a Rocket Propelled Grenade) and "accidentally" aim at her window. That would work.