preemptive strike: reporter strike

reporter strike : yellow journalism

So far we have John Deere :: yellow journalism.
We're weird.

yellow journalism : Tammany Hall


http://www.gwu.edu/~erpapers/abouteleanor/q-and-a/glossary/tammany-hall.htm

Tammany Hall: great hall

Great Hall : Hogwarts

Hogwarts : Harry

Harry: Pot

Pot : potted plants

potted plants : miracle grow

miracle grow : chia pets

chia pets : dumbest idea ever

what do you think--mark III soon?

dumbest idea ever : pants made of live wolverines

pants made of live wolverines : The Wrong Trousers

The Wrong Trousers : laughed at

laughed at : clown

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Soon™ would be good.

Clown: funny

funny : Monty Python

Monty Python : Spam

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Oh, I luv it, I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs, baked beans, saugage, and Spam.

Spam : poor excuse for meat

Ok, I'll start a Mark III soon enough.

poor excuse for meat : french fries

Well, if you'd call that meat, it would be pretty bad.

The words still relate -> penguin : french fries

In some way that is true; because Tux (=penguin) is fat, and you can become fat from eating to many French Fries. Also, French Fries are food; and Penguins eat food ^.^