Sedina Rhapsody
Is this a real fight?
Is this a dream I see?
Caught in a firefight-
No escape for my bus I see-
Open your eyes
Look at the target and see...
I'm just a sad n00b, you need not help me...
Because I'm sometimes fast, more often slow,
Never wise or in the know
Anyway the fight goes, doesn't really matter to me,
To me

a1k0n, just killed a man,
Put a 'flare through his head,
Saw my HUD, it went all red...
a1k0n, my life had just begun...
But now I've gone and pirated it away...
a1k0n, oooo didn't mean to make you sigh...
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow...
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters...

Too late, my trial's done...
Sends shivers through my mind,
Head's hurting all the time,
Goodbye, everybody... I've got to log...
Gotta leave you all online and face Real Life...

a1k0n oooo... (any way the fight goes)
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd not found B-8 at all...

I see a giant silhouetto of a ship,
Oh my dev, oh my dev, is it a Leviathan?
Gauss bolts and L-mines, very very frightening (to) me...
Damn you gankers (Goddamn gankers!)
Damn you gankers (Goddamn gankers!)
Damn your ganking, spamming ways (OH MY DEV!)

I'm just a poor n00b nobody loves me
He's just a poor n00b working for TPG...
Spare him his life for his idiocy...
Sometimes fast often slow, will you let me go...
Incarnate! No, we will not let you go! (Let him go!)
Raybondo! We will not let you go! (Let him go!)
Momerath! We will not let you go! (Let him go!)
Will not let you go! (Let me go!)
Will not let you go! (Let me go ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Please sir pirate, sir pirate, sir pirate let me go!
Alamar has some railguns put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can grief me and shoot out my eye...
So you think you can wound me and leave me to die...
Oh baby... can't do this to me baby...
Just gotta get out, just gotta leave old B-8...
Oooo, oo yeah, oo yeah

It doesn't really matter,
As you all can see...
It doesn't really matter... it doesn't really matter to me...

Any way the fight goes...

Original lyrics from the song "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen.
All of ya mentioned in the filk, it's in good humor.

Miharu

Love the spoof!
Watch out Weird Al!

LOL!!!

*claps madly*

A spoof worthy of a Badge, really!

heh, nice!

Nerde and I were headbanging - and I was mouthing the wrong words a la "Garth"

Nice work :)

Hand this guy a "Record contract" widget!

pure poetry...
*a little tear in her eye as she drink her coffeE and flap her wings*

Very nice, but Freddie Mercury is rolling over in his grave right now! LOL

YAY!

ROFLMFAO!!! Nice, very nice.

"Very nice, but Freddie Mercury is rolling over in his grave right now! LOL"

No, I think Freddie is smacking his head and saying "Why didn't I think of that?!"