The Return o' JackRum

JackRum ran off t' reality,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
And got a job in corporate IT,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Well, an IT man gets nothing but strife,
In a job where the wrong kind o' piracy's rife,
That ain't no peg leg's type o' life!
So he set sail back for Betheshee,
And became an RL absentee;
Now he lives his life through his PowerPC!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Now JackRum's back in the captain's chair,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
O' his pirate ship, the "Blotto Corsair";
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Commissioned in Sol II's best shipyard,
A ship only fit for the most sottish tar,
Only used once by an ex-animate guard!
A quick spot of work with a bucket o' paint,
Hid the blood stains and authorities' taint;
And ol' JackRum came out like a saint!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

JackRum returned to a universe changed.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
No sign o' the borg and BLAK estranged.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Now t'bots all fight like a besotted shark,
Yet run straight through the ol' GT's arc,
All the easier for Rum t'hit his mark!
Now the world's disavowed ol' JackRum's name,
Not one shred of Rum's infamy remains,
Guess everything is exactly the same!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Ahhhhhhh!

Captain Jack is Back.

Welcome back!

Welcome Back Jack!!!

The universe was a sadder place in your absence!

LONG LIVE........ oh, pick something and pass the keg!

WoooHooo! (did I say that out loud?)

It really takes guts to stop being a contributing member of society in order to play a game; just ask the Koreans!

Weeeee, old drunkard is back.:P

Good to have ya back man.

Yay! More drinking is good! *hic*

Let's party.

too bag mizz zet isnt back as well

Yarrrr Jack Rum!!!

'Tis good t'be back, maties. Ye'll not be seein' much o'me, what with me bein' the type t'shoot from behind and 'ave run off with yer cargoes b'fore yez have the chance t'return! Yarr!

Aw crap.

Suddenly I see large amounts of flares flying at me all over again