Forums » Role Playing

Ode to LeberMac

12»
Oct 29, 2006 Screwball link
There's a new voice in town named Lexicon
He sounds just like someone we know who's gone
That loveable drunk
Used a vent for a bunk
and drank more Tequila than a Mexicon

[go on, post your own folks]
Oct 29, 2006 Snax_28 link
Where did Leebs go?
Oct 29, 2006 moldyman link
He found religion. :(
Oct 29, 2006 softy2 link
I once know a man named Leber,
he was always known as a go-getter,
then he found himself a Lady,
and she ended up having his baby,
now all he can do is grow fatter.

(I had another one, which ended with the word "butter". But I figured it's bit too risque to post here.)
Oct 29, 2006 greengeek link
"The Metana Hillbilly"

Come and listen to my story about LeberMac
A pilot from ITAN, always gave the Serco flak.
And we all know one thing he would always say:
"I can't go to war without my good friend Jose"
(Cuervo that is, Blue Agave, Tijuana T)

Now a few months ago Leber got into a spot,
fell in with the pirates and lost everything he got.
He was livin in a vent, when they tried to make him fry,
now he's got himself a cause, Lady Serco she don't lie.
(The Big Red, SkyCommand, Toaster City)
Oct 30, 2006 Dr. Lecter link
No more shipping clones to MechaMac =P
Oct 30, 2006 toshiro link
I can only extrapolate from information gathered on the internets (all of them).
Oct 30, 2006 Lexicon link
Tsk, tsk, softy. That one doesn't even RHYME!
Applause for Nerde's version. Heh.

Well, Leber - he started a' preachin'
For the Good Lady Serco was teachin'
He became Serco swine
Through Her powers divine
So now all of you can stop screechin'.

See, Lexicon's now in control
Since Leber got out of his hole
The tequila is gone
And a new day will dawn
For The Lady has redeemed his soul.

Oh her glory's a sight to behold
Once you've been baptized, I'm told
In the fire of gauss
you won't feel a loss
When you've all been brought to the Fold.

Lexicon is but Her tool
Since the Serco Dominion will rule
You all soon enough -
So don't make it tough
Just convert, and don't be a fool.

The Serco Dominion sublime
Will bring the lost systems in line
Through the fires of war
It will be like before
One Dominion, all in good time.
Oct 30, 2006 LaVespa link
He's gone from happy drunk, to religious zealot! Something tells me that the Vendetta Universe is about to get a whole lot of interesting...
Oct 30, 2006 moldyman link
Religious zealots? We have plenty of those. But we only had one happy drunk, one drunk who shoots beter on the sauce then off, one LeberMac :(
Oct 30, 2006 upper case link
now there was a brown box
for an old mate turned red.
delivered in lifeless hands, turned to shreds,
just a reminder; a pilot's life sucks.

as the toaster's taur turns
away with it's flabby flesh,
henceforth gone are those days and emptied is his desk,
now his old self renamed, his expression stern.

an office now bland as a churn's butterfat,
emptied from belongings and memories.
used before for orders that at times turned to spat,
the sight of it's door, for the eyes as gentle as emery.

die lady die, may you crash and explode in the night
or safe and untouched, deliver him back.
with only anger will i greet you and fight
my revenge and payback, for my lost friend lebermac.
Oct 30, 2006 Snax_28 link
Hey, wait... what are you insinuating Tosh?
Oct 30, 2006 toshiro link
What is it that you think I am insinuating? If I knew what you were talking about, perhaps I could confirm your suspicions.
Oct 30, 2006 Snax_28 link
Oct 30, 2006 toshiro link
Oh! Well... I just like Dan Kim's work. But yeah, maybe Leebs would look like Mr. Mopps...

I certainly didn't mean to invoke the similarity of your and her name.

Commence bubblification!
Oct 30, 2006 Dr. Lecter link
Oct 30, 2006 jexkerome link
So he was a useless drunk and now he has found religion. If he somehow becomes the president of the most powerful nation in the galaxy, I'm skipping over to the next dimension.
Oct 30, 2006 softy2 link
What? It doesn't RHYME?

It's a LIMERICK!

More reasons for LeberMac to come back, at least he appreciates all this. BAH. I am done with this.

MODS : LOCK THIS DAMN THREAD
Oct 30, 2006 look... no hands link
"He's gone from happy drunk, to religious zealot! Something tells me that the Vendetta Universe is about to get a whole lot of interesting..."

He was fun to be around when he was a happy drunk. Now he's just as annoying as all the damn churchies in my area. The VO universe has indeed suffered a loss.
Oct 31, 2006 MysticRogue link
From divinia the sweets were brought
With a shiny silver bow just for her
A hope of safety sought
An itani, tho drunken, couldnt have been sweeter

An accidental call made
Changed the course of a life
Led to pirate and plunder
His days they lacked strife

Foolish in haste
To see an enemy downed
Himself instead made a clown

Running from those he once called friend
Who now want only his end
To a vent he did wander
Where radiation nearly put him asunder

Now the Lady he dost preach
Come ye all to the fold!
Everyone he hopes to teach
The drunk is preferred if truth be told.