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UAN WANTS YOU!!!

Oct 22, 2009 ryan reign link
http://uit-action-news.webs.com/

UIT ACTION NEWS, the number one rated news agency in the universe is always on the look out for the next big breaking news. So that we can keep you, our subscribers well informed, happy and up to date on events from Sol to Sedina, from Eo to Edras, from Dau to Divinia. In every corner of the universe, when news happens... UAN is there, for you.

In our continuing quest for journalistic excellence and to cover an even broader spectrum of breaking news UIT Action News is accepting freelance articles and(or) photos, photographers, writers and so on to cover a wide variety subjects including but not limited to... the war, politics, piracy, finance, sports, Op-Ed, advice... etc... etc...

UAN WANTS YOU! Do you have what it takes? Find out, submit your article(s) and/or photo(s) to... uitactionnews@live.com.

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Oct 22, 2009 blood.thirsty link
Good, we found someone to blame when i is hungry

Bleed well

: )
Oct 28, 2009 Kierky link
What a waste of space you are, ryan.