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Overheard at a bar in Initros
Now, if you hang out around certain stations long enough, you�ll see the damndest things. Like the time I was strip mining for pyro outside one of my favorite Serc stations. That moth sure does suck up ore. Keepin� one eye on my radar, I notice a Serc Lancer jump in. Not just any Lancer, one that had been splashin� some of my fellow guilders. So I keep him in my scope to see what he�s doin�. And what he�s doin� is prowling around the station, like he�s waitin� for a hot date or somethin�. I�m just about to hail him just to see what in the world he�s up to, when a UIT Lancer bolts out of the station and transmits �YARRR� in sector. Well, the Serc shoots the UIT, blows him up, and then hightails it for the wormhole, strike force in hot pursuit.
A couple minutes after the station retrieves the UIT�s capsule, out he comes in a new ship, laughing. I hail him and ask what happened. He tells me that he was �helping� the Serc Lancer get a �reputation� with the local authorities. I was still tryin� to shake that bad Serc rap I got from bumping into the Ratman. I�d have gladly traded that Lancer his rep for mine.
Another time, outside the same station, Yoda was hangin� around. I like Yoda, even though it�s tough to understand the way he kinda� talks backwards. Out of the blue, Yoda starts laughin� in that weird Yoda way. Before I can ask him what�s up, the local strike force starts chasin� him. But instead of runnin' for the wormhole, he flies right at my moth. I decide he�s lost his mind, and that I�ll be scraping little Yoda pieces off the side of my ship.
At the last second, Yoda veers off, pulling more Gs than I want to think about. But the Seeker behind him doesn�t. It splats against the side of my moth, just like one of them Road Runner cartoons. Yoda just keeps laughin' that weird laugh and heads off.
What�s a Road Runner cartoon? Well, buy me another beer and I�ll educate you on some essential earth history you seem to have missed.
A couple minutes after the station retrieves the UIT�s capsule, out he comes in a new ship, laughing. I hail him and ask what happened. He tells me that he was �helping� the Serc Lancer get a �reputation� with the local authorities. I was still tryin� to shake that bad Serc rap I got from bumping into the Ratman. I�d have gladly traded that Lancer his rep for mine.
Another time, outside the same station, Yoda was hangin� around. I like Yoda, even though it�s tough to understand the way he kinda� talks backwards. Out of the blue, Yoda starts laughin� in that weird Yoda way. Before I can ask him what�s up, the local strike force starts chasin� him. But instead of runnin' for the wormhole, he flies right at my moth. I decide he�s lost his mind, and that I�ll be scraping little Yoda pieces off the side of my ship.
At the last second, Yoda veers off, pulling more Gs than I want to think about. But the Seeker behind him doesn�t. It splats against the side of my moth, just like one of them Road Runner cartoons. Yoda just keeps laughin' that weird laugh and heads off.
What�s a Road Runner cartoon? Well, buy me another beer and I�ll educate you on some essential earth history you seem to have missed.
ooh-ooh-ooh!!!
tell us another one!!
:D
tell us another one!!
:D
/me buys a round plus an extra one for thurisaz