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Celebrate Victory with SERCO ALE!

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Feb 18, 2007 Cunjo link
Feb 18, 2007 LeberMac link
Love it, Cunjo. Excellent. :)
Feb 18, 2007 Surbius link
Fly like UIT?!

Well that must mean one thing then.... keep on drinking it!
Feb 18, 2007 saints shadow link
Like i say, "never go into combat sober!"
Feb 19, 2007 MSKanaka link
1: *Xithricite
2: That stuff's not only been sold at the Mak for far longer than the widgets have been around, but for longer than you've been playing VO, Cunjo. :P
Feb 19, 2007 davejohn link
Ecka smiles...
Feb 19, 2007 Cunjo link
I'm not referring to your refined beverage, Miharu, but to unintentional residues =P

And I spelled it wrong, so sue me, that's fixable.

"Like i say, "never go into combat sober!""

Leber says that, and I'm pretty sure he has it trademarked, so you better pay your royalties. (;
Feb 19, 2007 saints shadow link
crap... No wait, Leber is always drunk! So he won't even notice!
Feb 19, 2007 LeberMac link
*hic* What? Sorry I was busy chasing my tequila shot with this weak stuff they call Serco Ale. ;)
Feb 19, 2007 Cunjo link
I've never seen a Tequila above 60-proof, Leber, Serco Ale is 120 (;

EDIT: Oops, my bad, Tequila is 70-80 proof.
Feb 19, 2007 LeberMac link
Apparently you've never had my 300-proof tequila.

(Yes, 300-proof. Don't ask me how they cram that extra 50% alcohol in there, but it's worth it.)
Feb 21, 2007 liddy link
The tequila in my desk drawer is 80 proof. As for getting 300proof Perhaps some of it has been compressed into a dense solid to cause 2.625 litres of alcohol to fit into a 1.75 litre bottle. That would yield effectively a 300 proof spirit.
Feb 22, 2007 saints shadow link
so you could eat it? like jello? lol!
Feb 22, 2007 liddy link
No, it'd probably look something like an unfiltered beer with bits of stuff floating near the bottom.
Feb 22, 2007 Retsmah link
Sounds incredibly delicious.
Feb 22, 2007 Antz link
Well, it would probably dissolve in your saliva and give you insta-burns.

Then again, sounds like something Serco would enjoy.
Feb 22, 2007 saints shadow link
And a few strange Itani... i.e. Leber.
Feb 24, 2007 toshiro link
Cunjo just forgot to add the minimum cyborgization percentage required to be able to consume Serco Ale without incurring serious internal chemical burns.

Also, I have not yet worked out the cyborgization percentage calculation chart. Cut me some slack, I'm trying to conjure up a logo for our platoon.
Feb 24, 2007 Cunjo link
"oops."

Tosh: the 150-kilo req is there for a reason, though I suppose I could up it quite a bit (;
Feb 25, 2007 toshiro link
There are hu-mans who weigh 150 kg...

I think the typical combat weight of a full-grown Serco would be around 1/4 ton (metric).