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News flash! CLM is now a bureaucracy!

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Jul 17, 2007 zamzx zik link
They decided that it would be a good idea if I left the guild because of, quote the spokes person,

MysticRogue "*MysticRogue* sweety you made blatant statements about the guilds rules, in public forum"

Which, in this case, were true.

" Sun 04:47PM zamzx zik
Rules are meaningless letters. They merely exist as a measurement to keep people in track.

Anyway, stop meddling Jestatis.
"

"Sun 05:13PM MysticRogue
To clarify one point, I did give BG express permission a while back to use swarms or whatever against Temmin and Jess. They were being annoying and using swarms and Lmines. If you will read the Code that Jess so thoughtfully posted here, it says if they are used against you you can use them. Our new recruits are as Trail said, learning and may very well be seen in moths at times..as any of us do when we are building faction. Why this seems strange to people makes no sense to me..

We ARE pirates, we strive to maintain honor and adhere to the code we agreed upon. Those who talk about us are either upset because someone pirated/killed them or because they just have no idea on what is going on. You dont like us? fine, this isnt a popularity contest. "

Well Mystic, apparently it is a popularity contest. The ruling council of clm (Bureaucrats) decided that I wasn't working well for their image (of carebear second rate pirates, apparently..) They, as mystic told me in a PM, had enough people to boot me off. Instead, they decided to use mystic as spokes person to offer me a deal; I'll leave CLM, but still work for them.

Riiiight.

So, now I'm here to tell them this;

Go burn in the 666th pit of hell. I don't take shit like this. If you can't suck up a little criticism from people off the internet, about someone on the internet, then I don't want you as my guild mate, as my classmate, or even a living human being.

So, basically, to clarify;

I don't deal, work, or have sex with, people who think they can attempt to distance themselves from me, and still get me as an assist, to back them up during guild events, fights, and personal vendettas. Not to mention calling upon me in the name of friendship, or kinship. (assuming I am an assist, of course. But, if pvp ability counts for jack, they should be able to suck up any problems I bring with me. After all, this is a game)
So, I'm outta clm. I'll find more worthy, or at least, less treacherous people, to work for.

So, anyway, Whistler, I suppose you wouldn't want me to post a giant acsii of a middle finger?
...Aw, hell. I know the awnser to that.

But, hell;

[I had an alternate, but I'm too busy to get the formatting right at the moment -Whistler]
Jul 17, 2007 jexkerome link
Couldn't happen to a nicer chap, zmazx! Way to go, CLM!
Jul 17, 2007 LeberMac link
But... will you still have sex with ME, zamzx?
Jul 17, 2007 Scuba Steve 9.0 link
Zamzx never has sex, you know that Leber.

Edit: Are you insinuating you had relations with certain high up CLM members in return for who knows what? Because that's a bit weird.
Jul 17, 2007 softy2 link
You mean you didn't know THAT??!

/me goes back to shuffling leave application requests...
Jul 17, 2007 ShankTank link
Stop cheating on Leebs!
Jul 18, 2007 MysticRogue link
Are you insinuating you had relations with certain high up CLM members in return for who knows what? Because that's a bit weird.

Umm no..
Jul 18, 2007 yodaofborg link
Errrm, LOL?

[edit]
"It's Blak! [The now disbanded Black Lance Guild -ed.] Has to be. They're like 50-armed puppeteers, pulling their strings all over the galaxy, steering every one of us toward their own devious end game!"
Jul 18, 2007 Malicious link
Well, I didn't vote BG out, just think what that might mean for the "relations with certain high up CLM members"..
Jul 18, 2007 Aleksey link
Who is that ninny?
Jul 18, 2007 Borb II link
I voted yes on more sex and drugs in CLM. Sadly I was told to STFU.

Commies. :'(
Jul 18, 2007 jexkerome link
The only thing CLM ever votes "yes" on (besides kicking zamzx out, that is) is on acquiring more kittens, to keep Yoda in line.
Jul 18, 2007 MSKanaka link
Last I checked there were only nine *rings* of Hell, and going by what you're claiming about CLM, they'd belong not in the non-existent 666th "pit", but either in the fifth, sixth or seventh Bolgias of the Eighth Circle (for corrupt politicians, hypocrites or thieves respectively) or in the first zone of the Ninth Circle (traitors to kindred). (Link)

I don't really believe they belong in any of those.

Guild leadership has the right to punish its members for inappropriate behavior, which includes the posting of private material to a public forum. If you don't like certain rules or leaders, don't join a guild that has them.
Jul 18, 2007 Syylk link
acquiring more kittens, to keep Yoda in line.

/me gulps nervously...
Jul 19, 2007 zamzx zik link
Hurry up with that alternative whistler!
Jul 20, 2007 ShankTank link
Ay! Those are my pirate kittens! *takes them back and loots a moth full of milk for them* awwwwwwwww

-Chaakin Tockoa
Jul 20, 2007 Trailox link
Psst BG Guess what Not a second rate pirate booted you out. After several discussion I Also Voted YOU out. First Not sure why were you even invited to CLM beats me to figure that out but anywho. Honestly if it was up to me I will have to say this...YOU are not CLM material and NEVER will be CLM material. Your role in this game which has always been an annoying crying NINNY! Doesn't matter which alt you are in. YOUR simply BG pissle shooting swarm throwing loser. So BG how about a BIG STFU and go do your thing like you did before get yourself ignored and find a lil happy corner.

OOC honestly if it wasn't for real life issues I would be playing But ah well that comes first.

BIC: Oye Chaakin Hand back those kitties ARRR!
Jul 20, 2007 zamzx zik link
Yep Trailox, you keep on spititng out bullshit. Because you'll be damned if I ever find your ingame name.

I was in clm for multiable reasons...first, The COMMANDER liked and thought I helped clm. Second, because I like being a pirate, and third;

Because I can kick your god-damned sorry asses any day of the week.
If you've got any guts at all, I'll happily settle this the old-fashion way.

Oh, and, Miharu? Go play D&D. There are 666th pits of hell depending on which fantasy world you are refering to.
Jul 20, 2007 toshiro link
We have not yet reached a point in time where you can use D&D references like you could use references to the Divina Commedia.
A propos pirate kitten: Anyone remember the one in Sam & Max Hit the Road?
Jul 20, 2007 Trailox link
Well BG with out you swarming Honestly you aren't anything I have faught you many of times, All you do is run around shoot and when your about to die run off and make lousy excuses so please save the I CAN KICK YOUR a$$ stories to someone else. Enough said don't worry about my ingame names because they are no concern to you. Because of the fact they are different character and know HOW TO RP unlike you. Right now you are talking to Trailox Member of CLM DUH!