So, one day there was this uber awesome guy who had all kinds of cool toys to play with and a nice valk to fly:



So, then he heard about some socialist whiners who wanted to come take away his nice valk and replace it with a watered down version.

Sidenote, These people also did this:



Well, as you can imagine, this did not sit well for our famed hero of awesomeness. So he prepared for their arrival:

you are silly. A Valk can't fit a gatling turret, let alone three.

And get some clothes on! I want my lunch to stay in my stomach.

Look, a pony...

Question: Why do you think the valk does not need a nerf? Instead of _this_, you could be constructive.

First, the guns are not on my valk. They are on my lawn(see tripod ground mounting system)...NOW GET OFF MY LAWN! Second, I think this way I make my guns look better, honestly...dont you? Check out my dark area of unknown origin around the side of my man panties on my upper inner thigh! HOTNESS!

tarenty, all attempts at civil discussions fail horribly! For instance, if I simply say I don't think they need to be changed because I like them the way they are...some moron will immediately open his/her/it's mouth asking for some reason and immediately following with his/her/it's opinion which if it includes nerfing the valk I really don't care about. Also, you could try and not act like your so much better than everyone(_constructive_ criticism...that better?).

NOW, that being said, I have more guns to pose with. GET OFF MY LAWN!

But my pony likes your lawn. The grass one, not the one on your chest. And no, I will not peer closer at that particular area you mention. As I said earlier, I have had a nice lunch today and I'd prefer to keep it.

I suggest nerfing the valk to accomodate a triple barreled gatling canon so Jmvcilus can get it off the lawn. It scares my pony

IM IN UR LAWN, STEALIN UR GRASS

Do you have any reason why the valk should stay as it is?

Ok, this isn't the suggestions forum and this isn't a suggestions thread. This is strictly RP and nothing more, it's not a place where I intend to have a reasonable discussion over the matter as I think that could/should be done in or around the suggestions thread. This is purely for entertainment RP purposes and is why I posted it in RP and not suggestions where it would obviously only be a troll thread instead of a somewhat comical RP thread. If you wish we can discuss this elsewhere but for now please refrain from trying to add a serious discussion to my RP(fun) time. kthnxbai!

P.S. [whisper]get off my lawn[/whisper]

Looks like ur whining Jmvcilus. Imo, at least some minor changes should be done to valks, look at the forum threads.

Looks like ur whining Jmvcilus. Imo, at least some minor changes should be done to valks, look at the forum threads.

Ya know Jmvcilus, a while back ya said something I agreed with and I thought maybe... just maybe this guy isn't such a whiney douche after all. Sadly it appears you are in fact a whiney douche who is into really large excessive guns... (and we all know what that means)... and hairy fat dudes. But mostly whining.

[INSERT MIDDLE FINGER TO D-BAGZ WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR]

At least Azumi and Shlimazel where able to have some fun with it. I dunno, I think the rest of you need to stop taking things so serious all the time. This thread is in RP, not suggestions. Oh well, I guess common sense isn't for everyone.

EDIT: Well I just ran into some info that might clear this up. Since you both(RR and Pirren) are EMO and its like GOTH but for pussies, I guess that makes more sense why you want to spread your emotional drama and dysfunction everywhere you go. So, GET OFF MY LAWN! (my gun is bigger than yours, and you know what that means, whatever that means!!!!).

EDITx2: Also, here is what RR and Pirren ask each other when they when they log on together holding hands at the starbucks.



FOLLOWUPEDIT: My sources say the person in the picture is RR, but it could also be Pirren as they both make the same expression when discussing buttsecks with each other!

Jmvcilus, are ye jealous? :}

nope

Oh noes! My sexuality has been questioned by an immature 4th grader on teh interwebs! I are sooooo sad now. RAGEQUIT!

Ryan, Pirren: burned.

Really? You would actually call that drivel a burn? I hope you're being sarcastic...

Really? You would actually call that truth drivel? I hope you're being sarcastic...

Honestly I hoped you were being sarcastic because I had assumed you were intelligent enough to be above gay jokes, mentioning of sex and and juvenile references to anatomy. So it seems I was wrong, oh well... no loss.

This is a poignant reminder of how far VO has really fallen since its more vibrant days of conflict and witty repartee in '05/'06. Y'all just plain suck.

Yes, even you, 'zumi - you shouldn't be encouraging them.