A message directly from Her Majesty, Nothing, Goddess of all Creation:

"My children. How much you have grown from your early days of Creation. I remember them well. You were a most interesting Creation, quite possibly the best I have ever Created.

I've watched you all, from the time when I first Placed you on Earth, to your Journey into Space, and finally, your stranding. It has been my Duty, as placed upon me by the Guardians, to ensure the Safety of you all.

In recent years, I have become more and more distraught. Despite my best efforts, you have continued to give in to the will of the evil known as Manifestation. His disciples, Chaos, Terror, War, and Grief, have been tormenting you and dissuading you from following the Pure Principles of Creationism. As a result, there are very few Believers left.

My frustration was brought to a boiling point recently. A runaway sect of the Itan race, the monk race devoted to the Worship of myself, attacked and defiled my temple in what you all know as Bractus M-14.

This was the final deviance from the Path of Creationism that I would accept. Through my Disciples, I enlisted the assistance of the La Familia and Bractus Liberation Front guilds. They were successful in the re-consecration of my temple, and for that I am thankful.

However...I will no longer tolerate these Sins committed by those of Manifestationism any longer. I beg of you all, please, turn away from these acts of Manifestationism, and rejoin the Path of Creationism. Before it is to late, I plead that you reconsider your actions, or else I will be forced to involve the Guardians. They will judge whether or not the Impure are worthy of continuing to Exist with their grand Creation, and they will not be kind if they decide you are not.

I beg you, repent. Rejoin the Path of Creationism, as La Familia and the Bractus Liberation Front have done. Rejoin me, and forever live under the protection of Peace and Prosperity."

This is all I have been asked to repeat.

Um... you believe in "Nothing"? Wouldn't that make you Nihilists?

***shudders***

"Nihilists! F*** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

-Walter Sobchak

Her Majesty's name is Nothing. We believe in something, and that something is Her Majesty, Nothing. Do you understand now, you tool of Manifestionism?

Not only Nihilists

they are also Creationists. I bet you they are also members of the Flat Earth Society.
/me sniggers

You were Born out of Creationism child. Respect your Origin.

And as for your Flat Earth Society, you confuse Christian Creationism with Creationisn

Pristess? :}

Anyways, ye need to find Blood.Thirsty.

And why would that be?

No... you need to find Peytros. Mainly because he made life interesting in space, for friends and enemies alike.

*TerranAmbassador blinks*

*TerranAmbassador blinks again*

*TerranAmbassador smacks head against wall repeatedly*

*Ryan Reign smacks TerranAmbassador*

*Ryan Reign smacks TerranAmbassador again*

*Ryan Reign smacks TerranAmbassador's head against wall repeatedly*

Show some respect for your superiors.

*Ryan Reign looks at the mess TerranAmbassador's head has made*

The Impure shall be punished. You have been warned Terran.

meh i dont need worshippin', only feedin' : )

They should make Imp their deity so they could BOW TO HIM finally : ]

To each their own. If you choose to reject Creationism, so be it.

LOL ryan.

I really can't believe that anybody would go to the lengths of making up a fucking religion in a game. I mean, seriously. are you fucking kidding me?

Btw, Foo, this "flat earth society" you speak of is actually the "Hello Kitty Treasure Island Resort!", run by FAMY. it's done on a flat surface.

We have Cults, Fronts and Movements... why not a religion, you infidel.

To suggest that this is a "made up" religion is indeed disturbing. Her Majesty's punishment shall be executed swiftly and mercilessly.

I'd say I'd believe it when I saw it, but... yeah. :P

I don't really have anything to comment; I'm all dried up of clever and, alas, even irritating responses. I'd say I was shocked at your stupidity in some smartass way, I suppose. So that'll have to do.

EDIT: I laughed my head off again. You guys should do a show.

The Impure shall be punished. You have been warned Terran.

...................

*TerranAmbassador walks away laughing*

To suggest that this is a "made up" religion is indeed disturbing. Her Majesty's punishment shall be executed swiftly and mercilessly.

You know what, nimmart, "Her Majesty" can kiss my thrusters. I'll be in gray for a couple days if she ever wants to try. It's a made up religion in a made up universe. I don't follow any real ones, and I sure as hell ain't gonna recognize any fake ones.

This ain't the first VO religion and it surely won't be the last.

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/14/24500