i got this funky message from higher ups, what does it mean?

ejp ,r/ er esmy upi yp hp frdytpu sd ,smu d[s,,rtd smf hsmlrtd sd [pddon;e/ upit [to,stu pnkrvyobr eo;; nr yp frdytpu sd ,smu DVST ,r,nrtd sd [pddon;e/

what does it mean??? someone help me!

Worst
Encryption
Ever

yeah, no kidding... keyboard based codes are... um. easy

Yeah, pretty easy...

then de-code it. duh.

Could somebody translate for me, I'm too lazy to do it myself =P

use the letter one to the left of the symbol given on the keyboard, so we have

ejp ,r/ er esmy upi yp hp frdytpu sd ,smu d[s,,rtd smf hsmlrtd sd [pddon;e/ upit [to,stu pnkrvyobr eo;; nr yp frdytpu sd ,smu DVST ,r,nrtd sd [pddon;e/

who me? we want you to go destroy as many spammers and gankers as possible. your primary objective will be to destroy as many SCAR members as possible.

easy no?

Here's a slightly more fun one

N6 wpya wtw Jwye8wtxyl Ry4 Nqy[u3l J86rwk Y p sk wms E5/ B8fl

the hint? its still based on the keyboard

So basically they gave who? me? a mission he cannot possibly accomplish? Why?

I have to post this: "lol"