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Lecter behind bars

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Feb 07, 2006 Demonor link
Pfft....He is being fed nicely >.> Them Serco can eat!...Lamb roast to Chicken Curry...Buffalo wings etc etc Looks at Ghost WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO BREAD AND WATER!!!! Hes a prisoner! Ok Ok Im ranting because I have to cook the darn meals :( But I found the secret pffft come closer and listen We feeding him well because it will Fatten him up so he cant run further :D tee hee
Feb 07, 2006 smittens link
*Brings suit against Leebs*

Smittens Brand Tequila™ no longer has properties that are (that) destructive. You must forget that the first thing I did after the Samo business boomed was buy all current synth-tequila plants, so now all tequila is Smittens Brand™ or it is illegal (since I gave a poisoned bottle of the old kind to a Galactic Health Squad member).

What you're referring to, however, is Smittens Brand Tequila Classic™, which was my first attempt.

If you will kindly change all the places in your post where you mention SBT™ to SBTC™, I would be happy to drop the charges.

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Smittens flashed his "credentials" to the SKV guard, and ran up to Lecter's cell.

"I'm looking to hire a lawyer..."

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Take THAT you wicked Fourth Wall!
Feb 07, 2006 A-Dawg link
Well, Doc, we thought about ditching you, for being a pirate, eating people, torturing folks by putting samo in their heads... the list could go on. But, we like you too much.

SCAR I call apon you to find and free Doctor Lecter!

To Jex: Every time I've seen you, you've been trading in moth. To further the point, aren't you supposed to be locked in a garbage scow still?
Feb 07, 2006 S.C.A.R. link
This I will do.

-S.C.A.R.
Feb 07, 2006 icbm1987 link
I'm going to die if that forum name is owned by someone not in the Guild.
Feb 08, 2006 LeberMac link
LeberMac decided against having much more to do with Dr. Lecter, and resolved to let [SKV] handle the matter internally.

He keyed up the mental commands through his subspace link to Deep Blue and left a voicemail for Ghost. "Do whatever you want with him Ghost," LeberMac said, "I wash my hands of this whole event. LeberMac out."
Feb 08, 2006 jexkerome link
I say dress him as a sheep and give him to DND >_>
Feb 08, 2006 moldyman link
Brilliant!