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Calder's weapon shop!

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Apr 03, 2006 Person link
Come all ye' n00bs and gather round for the greatest deal o' the century! For a limited time only, you can sign up for a prepackaged weapons deal: choose 20 guns, (license requirements irrelavent,) you would like, and I'll buy and deliver them myself for only 1 mil+costs.

Sounds like a lot? Put in a half hour of trading and you can pay off whatever debt you owe me. You can keep the cost on credit for up to a month, (at which time I hunt you down and repeatedly boom you, :D) with no interest whatsoever.

Sign up soon and recieve special deals for long-time customers only.

-Calder

Coming Soon™: ships to may be purchasable from The Calder Illegality Foundation too, but it is not possible at the moment.
Apr 03, 2006 tumblemonster link
Uhm, before you buy, kids, read the disclaimer:

"Calder cannot actually load the purchased weapons into is cargo hold, and therefore is, despite his best efforts, unable to actually deliver your purchase. Your money is still his."
Apr 03, 2006 Gavan link
No he can, for example:

Calder takes out a Vult MK II with dual Laws and a Hive Batt,... and /booms.

Calder then brings out a moth, picks up weapons, parks moth..

Repeat until moth is full.
Apr 03, 2006 tumblemonster link
Sounds like an expensive way to farm weapons...
Apr 03, 2006 fooz2916 link
Hence the 1 mil cost...

I'd be willing to do it a lot cheaper, but it might be harder to get hold of me.
Apr 04, 2006 yodaofborg link
Sorry, I already use firsm's magical weapons stores, much cheaper, and actually ingame most of the time! :P
Apr 04, 2006 Cunjo link
R.O.F.L.
Apr 04, 2006 ufoman link
Aye, I also recommend firsm, he has all of the stuff and doesn't want moneys first! YAYS!
Apr 04, 2006 firsm link
Hello,

this is true, buy from your number one weapon dealer!

FIRSM's Weapon Depot in Sedina L-2

Reasons you should by from this store:

- Lawguns only 9,9k
- Queenguns on inquiry
- Delivery of any weapon at _no risk_
- We are able to meet your long-term demand (we have many suppliers)
- We know this business
- No license requirement
- We respect our customer's privacy
- We look ahead (over 2000cu scrap metal already)

We are the biggest store ingame! So buy from your weapon dealer of choice - FIRSM's Weapon Depot in Sedina L-2
Apr 04, 2006 firsm link
Hey Calder,

I want 20 Queen AGTs please, I pay you 1,2mill.

firsm
Apr 04, 2006 terribleCabbage link
Law Enforcement Neuts, for 9.9k? They're just N3s for crying out loud! :-\

(Let's see how long this store lasts when it becomes illegal to equip Lawguns at a non-Corvus station - the only buyers will be people who can just go and kill the Strike Forces themselves. Have fun while it lasts.)
Apr 04, 2006 mgl_mouser link
Law Enforcement Neuts are acutlaly more like N4. They're slightly better than N3s by weight and inflicted dammage.
Apr 04, 2006 Person link
Special weapons, IE Queen Gats and Lawguns come in packs of five for a million firsm. Sorry I forgot to mention that, will be added to original post now.

If you still want it Firsm, I'll work on the order. It should be ready within a couple days and ready for delivery. Also, as a fellow weapons dealer, I could give you a discount if you bought in bulk, but that will be discussed later. Or we could merge companies... Heck, I'm not in a guild right now.

-Calder
Apr 04, 2006 Cunjo link
"Hey Calder,

I want 20 Queen AGTs please, I pay you 1,2mill.

firsm"


hehe... let's see if he'll fill that one..

"Law Enforcement Neuts are acutlaly more like N4. They're slightly better than N3s by weight and inflicted dammage."

Actually, they weigh the same, but have the damage increase you mentioned (635, compared to N3s' 600) and a slight refire rate increase (0.13 sec delay compared to 0.14 for N3s)

And person, a million for five LENBs is asinine... hell, I'll give them away for FREE if I like you, and I won't charge more than 5k/pair for anyone else. They're cheap and easy to come by (1,600cr worth of Lmines will get you 2-3 of them easily as of now... in the future, they may cost more)
Apr 04, 2006 Will Roberts link
dang, Firsm beat me to the (20 Queen Gatts) punch.

Spend 200Kcreds for a Q-Gatt, or buy a half-dozen standard GT/Flare SCPrommies and have change left for sodapop? Hmmm....
Apr 04, 2006 firsm link
Hmm,

well, no thanks, A Queen Gun sells for like 120k-160k, so I don't think we can meet up with the price, and I sell a mothload lawguns for like a million.

I think we gotta wait and see how the market develops first.

And terribleCabbage, where did you get your information from? I think it's very unlikely that they make it illegal to carry lawguns.

And btw. my buyers are not just people who can't fight the SF. It takes a while to get like 20 lawguns, since not every SF Vulture is dropping one. And a lot of people have enough money to pay for those Guns - Like Traders: By the time they get 20 lawguns, they could have made 400k trading...

firsm
Apr 04, 2006 tumblemonster link
Firsm - How much for a mothload (120) lawguns? I may be interesting in stocking up. I'm also looking for the same number of N3s and UC batteries. Find me in game, we'll chat.
Apr 04, 2006 vIsitor link
What about Hive FC's? There could be a niche market for those...

Oh, and you can give away free Seeker-Rockets for promotionals =P
Apr 05, 2006 Shapenaji link
People bettah be stockin up fast, percentages will drop very soon
Apr 05, 2006 dbradhud link
Not soon(TM). Soon, as in yesterday...