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“What is Bohemian72 up to?” is the question all the warriors on the Itani/Serco border are asking. The enterprising trader has been spotted numerous times flying through the midst of the battle in his trademarked Bohemoth™ trade vessel but Itani stations near the border report that Bohemian72 has not sold any goods lately.
One Serco fighter had this to say, “Ordinarily, I’d suspect he was just stockpiling a bunch of some high priced item, but rumor has it he’s actually taken a lease on some retail space in an Itani station. I would just take him out as an Itani accomplice, but he’s very highly thought of in the dominion, so we’re just going to wait and see.”
AN Itani fighter shed no more light on the topic, “Bohemian? He’s a real asset to the Itani nation. We all understand he’s neutral in the war and all, but he does us a lot of good. Whatever he’s up to, it’ll probably help us, but not half as much as it will help him. Not that there’s anything wrong with that of course.”
An unnamed real estate agent refused to give us any details but also refused to deny that Bohemian72 had been inquiring about retail space in both Itani and Serco stations near the border. Station management at Geira Watch refused to return our calls.
Most suspiciously, Bohemian72 has recently been seen flying a shiny new black Vulture.
As a member (and council member) of The Guild of Free Traders, it has long been understood that his ships would reflect the dark green of his guild.
When our reporters finally caught up with him, Bohemian72 would only say “I’m just this guy, you know?” When asked about his new black ride, the usually mellow Bohemian flashed a little temper. “That’s just my personal ship, for personal use. You know, for people who have a life!?”
Yes Mr. 72. Just “this guy.” We suspect that something is up and intend to pursue this story until either we dig up the truth or Bohemian72 sees fit to let the rest of the universe in on his little secret.
One Serco fighter had this to say, “Ordinarily, I’d suspect he was just stockpiling a bunch of some high priced item, but rumor has it he’s actually taken a lease on some retail space in an Itani station. I would just take him out as an Itani accomplice, but he’s very highly thought of in the dominion, so we’re just going to wait and see.”
AN Itani fighter shed no more light on the topic, “Bohemian? He’s a real asset to the Itani nation. We all understand he’s neutral in the war and all, but he does us a lot of good. Whatever he’s up to, it’ll probably help us, but not half as much as it will help him. Not that there’s anything wrong with that of course.”
An unnamed real estate agent refused to give us any details but also refused to deny that Bohemian72 had been inquiring about retail space in both Itani and Serco stations near the border. Station management at Geira Watch refused to return our calls.
Most suspiciously, Bohemian72 has recently been seen flying a shiny new black Vulture.
As a member (and council member) of The Guild of Free Traders, it has long been understood that his ships would reflect the dark green of his guild.
When our reporters finally caught up with him, Bohemian72 would only say “I’m just this guy, you know?” When asked about his new black ride, the usually mellow Bohemian flashed a little temper. “That’s just my personal ship, for personal use. You know, for people who have a life!?”
Yes Mr. 72. Just “this guy.” We suspect that something is up and intend to pursue this story until either we dig up the truth or Bohemian72 sees fit to let the rest of the universe in on his little secret.
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Bomb my favoutite trade route, and I'll kill you.
Bomb my favoutite trade route, and I'll kill you.
Don't worry Bohemian. I'll protect you from Cunjo - I will gladly give my life repeatedly for some action on your sweet sweet traderoute.
ST6 supports free trade, let us know if you have any issues in GR or Deneb and we'll do our best to take care of them. >:)
Bah! Rumor mongering tabloid journalism at it's worst! I don't know what they're talking about.
Cunjo - Don't believe everything you infer. I'm not "bombing" any trade route*.
*at the moment
Cunjo - Don't believe everything you infer. I'm not "bombing" any trade route*.
*at the moment
Cunjo likes swarms. If you see him, send him some swarms. He loves them. Makes love to them. He wants to be ONE with swarms.
"If you issue in GR or Deneb, let us know and we'll take care of it [the cargo]" :-D And behold the pretty fireworks in B-12!
The Bohemian is at it again.
An inside source has revealed to us that Bohemian72 has registered a company name with Station Management at Attus Command. The firm, known as Bohemian Enterprises, has no presence that can be detected at this point. It was later learned that Attus Command is none other than the old home town for the wandering Bohemian. Our reporters caught up with his mother, which as we learned later, Bohemian72 had moved into a posh apartment in the very upper levels of the station.
Interstellar Inquirer: So, Mrs 72…
Bohemian72’s mom: Call me Deb, please. I don’t know where that number crap comes from. The name I gave his is ********
II: OK then, Deb, tell us about your son.
D: What son?!? He doesn’t write, doesn’t call. The only time he chats on that type thingy he set up for me, he can’t type! Twenty years in school…can the boy spell?! Do you know he flew right through Arta the other day and didn’t even stop to see his mother? I could be dead now.
II: We believe he did stop; in this very station. It seems he’s registered a new company here.
D: Well that would figure. Come right home and not take the two minutes it would take to see if his poor old mother is even alive. Do you know I was in labor with him for 25 hours? 25 hours I’ll never get back!
II: Is that a fact?
At that moment the interview was cut short. A message came across the comm screen for Deb from her wayward son warning her not to talk to anyone from the press.
In the bar, it seemed everyone knew Bohemian72. Unfortunately none could confirm the existence of the new company but everyone seemed to agree that it was “just the cockamamie scheme old Boh would get himself mixed up in.” When asked if anyone thought the new company had any relation to Bohemian72’s activities on the border, no one could claim to be aware of Bohemian being anywhere near the border.
Later we caught up with Bohemian72 ourselves. He dismissed us, saying “First I’m at the border. Now I’m in Arta. Tomorrow you’ll have me in Edras! What’s wrong with you people? And leave my mother alone!”
Sure, Mr. Bohemian72, we’ll leave anyone you want alone. As soon as you come clean about your intriguing activities.
An inside source has revealed to us that Bohemian72 has registered a company name with Station Management at Attus Command. The firm, known as Bohemian Enterprises, has no presence that can be detected at this point. It was later learned that Attus Command is none other than the old home town for the wandering Bohemian. Our reporters caught up with his mother, which as we learned later, Bohemian72 had moved into a posh apartment in the very upper levels of the station.
Interstellar Inquirer: So, Mrs 72…
Bohemian72’s mom: Call me Deb, please. I don’t know where that number crap comes from. The name I gave his is ********
II: OK then, Deb, tell us about your son.
D: What son?!? He doesn’t write, doesn’t call. The only time he chats on that type thingy he set up for me, he can’t type! Twenty years in school…can the boy spell?! Do you know he flew right through Arta the other day and didn’t even stop to see his mother? I could be dead now.
II: We believe he did stop; in this very station. It seems he’s registered a new company here.
D: Well that would figure. Come right home and not take the two minutes it would take to see if his poor old mother is even alive. Do you know I was in labor with him for 25 hours? 25 hours I’ll never get back!
II: Is that a fact?
At that moment the interview was cut short. A message came across the comm screen for Deb from her wayward son warning her not to talk to anyone from the press.
In the bar, it seemed everyone knew Bohemian72. Unfortunately none could confirm the existence of the new company but everyone seemed to agree that it was “just the cockamamie scheme old Boh would get himself mixed up in.” When asked if anyone thought the new company had any relation to Bohemian72’s activities on the border, no one could claim to be aware of Bohemian being anywhere near the border.
Later we caught up with Bohemian72 ourselves. He dismissed us, saying “First I’m at the border. Now I’m in Arta. Tomorrow you’ll have me in Edras! What’s wrong with you people? And leave my mother alone!”
Sure, Mr. Bohemian72, we’ll leave anyone you want alone. As soon as you come clean about your intriguing activities.