To whom it may concern:

Thank you for taking the time to read my application to [INSERT GUILD NAME HERE].

I am a self-starter with the desire to really MAKE IT in your guild. I have been a longtime admirer of [GUILD NAME], and I think that I can provide some small benefit to joining your fine organization.

I learn quickly, and have recently cut down a great deal on drinking! I can be a valuable asset to our team, and will provide a substantial added value to [GUILD NAME]'s activities.

I look forward to hearing from you to set up an interview.

Best regards,

LeberMac

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LeberMac
2nd Ventilation Duct from Left, A Wing of Pelatus Bunker
Pelatus O-15

Application for guild membership

Schooling:
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High School GED from DeVry Online Sub-Etha Net Degree Consortium
Bractus watch 2-year vocational Target Practice Program

Experience:
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Janitor, Pelatus Bunker Animal Reserve (PBAR) 4434 - CURRENTLY EMPLOYED
* Responsible for tending to the wild Cunjo preserve, which includes grooming, feeding, and administering shots and medical procedures.
* Extremely well-versed in tourniquet use, wound cleaning, and applying splints. To self.
* Willingness to learn
* Self-starter

Lientenant/Councilmember, [ITAN] Coalition of Itan 4432 - 4434
* Responsible for maintaining Deep Blue Supercomputer and guarding against all incursion attempts, hacking, and DOS attacks.
* Responsible for training the pilots of [ITAN] into the ultra-lethal, deathmongering Serco Slayers that they are.
* Responsible for maintaining the Guild's tequila supply.
* Responsible for securing and keeping watch over the Itani nation's cache of weapons of mass destruction (avalons)
* Responsible for POW treatment, holding, and interrogation
* Familiar with all aspects of piloting, except mining, trading, and combat.
* Some standup comedy experience.

Honors:
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Honor roll of Odia's Bartending College.
Voted "Most likely to be KOS" before dropping out of high school
Once shotgunned 16 cans of Xithrilite with witnesses

Activities:
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I am currently learning to communicate with the Hive creatures in the Pelatus system, using the only language they can understand... GAUSS.

References:
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Available upon request.

"Responsible for tending to the wild Cunjo preserve, which includes grooming, feeding, and administering shots and medical procedures."

L-O-L!!!

Cunjo hasent gone on any rabid killign sprees recentley so id say hes doign a damn fine job

Son, have you ever thought about Serco specops? We could use good men like you.

As long as he doesnt get his hands blown off trying to arm the C4 because of too much tequila Borb ;)

Heh, I'm betting with a real man for a commander he will do allot less drinking.

Lebermac, your applicaiton to TGFT has been received. You should have an interview with representatives from the guild soon. If you pass the interview, you will be granted probationary status in TGFT.

I have the required "probie beanie in TGFT Green with solar powered propeller" on standby.

Get in touch with me Lebs you know you want to.

*smiles sweetly at Leebs

Hmmmm.....ill check, maybe SKV will have an opening for janitorial position soon.
Its a tough and demanding job thou, we do make a lot of mess. :P

Lol, great hat, Obsidian. It looks like something from TPG.

I have happily accepted a trial position in [TGFT], since, well, they were technically the only ones available at the time to hire me.

I'll wear the beanie with pride. Solar powered you say? Hrmmm....

Is the dog supposed to be me? Hrm, I may have to find a better image...

(Oh, and Smitty, The Wild Cunjo is a reference to EV:Nova, not technically a reference to our Serco pal Coonie)

Heh, your loss, you could have been shooting Smittens at my side instead of hauling ore around for the rest of your life.

Borb, what's up with the pursuit? I mean, do you really want an Itani running your guild?

Heh.Here we go:

The dog came with the beanie.

CLM may have an opening for a resident alchy, cos although I fly much better while drunk, I also upset folk better when drunk :P

That dog's one ugly SOB...

... wait, which one's the dog? >:P

Not as ugly as this dog.

Yeah that dog died last year... Finally. Poor thing looked like the zombie queen of Chihuauas in its final days.