Gooball says

In a striking blow to the Serco's morale, the Coalition of Itan had an ongoing effort to destroy the SMV Nemesis, the flagship of the Serco race. At 18:15 Galactic Mean Time, GooBall delivered the killing blow in the Serco's own homesystem, Sol II.

*me waits to see the Serco morale drop*

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*decides his time is better spent watching ice crystals grow, goes to the nearest ice field*

Funny thing is we still have a HAC, last I remember the Itani never had the funds to make their own...

Now for some thing new did y'all hear about Smittens leaving ITAN to join ST6? Oh yes it's true only after guild members pressured him to come back did he leave ST6 an go back to his former guild.

His reasons? He wanted to join a guild with competent leadership.

We have the funds, we just don't NEED a HAC.

EDIT: A couple of (crap quality) screens of just before it was destroyed.
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5742/dump0014fl0.jpg
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4615/dump0012av4.jpg

Liek, listen to this...

Last night, sometime around midnight my time (my time is the only one that matters, seyz I), I liek, killed an iTani HAC and two iTani Teradons like by myself, liek. And helped defend the Nemisis and save it from liek the lieks of da retardo patrol. And liek ZOMG! I gotz da choclate medals from da Commanduh! LIEK YAYZ!

And Nya Nya liek Ayn Ayn? I didn't know BotH bought out Itan.

First of all, stuff happens. It doesn't sorta like happen. This may be RPing, from your speech-like typing style, but it's still annoying as ananzi, Jex, genka, and [SCAR] combined. Harmless, but annoying.

Second of all, use spell check. You earn a lot more credibility.

Lastly, this is an MORPG, not a freakin' Apple commercial. iThink it's time youStopped.

The term is "mockery".

And I am fully capable of normal speech, thank you sir.

Yet again, the VO RP forum degenerates into name-calling. Yay #2.

smoothy smoothy!

Wait, so it ran before you finally popped it? True Serco!

To summarize Lemon's first post:

"...and then I was like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

:)

a-HEM

"Liek, and then I was liek weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Has the serco race fallen so far as to require the use of fruit in its armed forces?

but... but... they are Serco bio-engineered fruit! With cool peircings and a special move called "Wall Crushing Bounce", and composed of 50+% human DNA! As an added bonus they can serve as a food source to Sercos on long range patrols, as they spin their ship around really fast, squeezing juice. In fact it was probably a special millitary order to design a fruit pilot for just such circumstances, extending the effective patrol range of the serco fleet.

Critique of Antz's post:

9 out of 10 for originality

9.5 out of 10 for on-topicness

10 out of 10 for being damn funny.

Way to go!

::still can't stop laughing::

Damn straight Antz! Damn straight!

I dispense mostly lemon lime flavored soda, though.

Fruit in space? No wonder they can't overrun them Itani pansies!

Well, some of us are fruitcakes. Maybe that will help us winning the War.

I demand that someone provide me these Lemon-Lime warrior fruitballs so's that I can slice them up for use in me tequila-fueled rantins'!