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things I’ll bet can be hard for pirates

1. getting decent disability insurance
2. rum allergies
3. sexual harassment from that fancy new bosun
4. irritable bowel syndrome
5. finding one-legged pants that won’t make your hips look too broad

6. finding matching eyepatches
7. shaking hands

8. Finding clothes that wont stain with parrot crap

9. Trying to maintain a positive "ship losses to cargo sale profits" ratio...

Oh, and this.

Thanks for the +v!

But I HAVE GREAT NEWS!!!! I just saved a Ton of money on my ship insurance by switching to DIE-CO! tee hee

Interesting article, LeberMac. I should really read AT on a regular basis. Dammit! 28/7 would have been such a good idea.

10. Having to explain to the wife/spouse/significant-other the prox-mine scars on the hull after chasing down and failing to catch a loaded moth.

Chasing down and FAILING to capture a loaded moth!! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

11. Sitting for an hour at a WH, going to get a quick beer from the trunk, only to come back and watch a loaded moth jump out of the sector.