I dont know if anyone knows this live translator. Might be a good tip also for traders when those negotiations seem to be going nowhere. And even for you pirate freshlings needing to get into the proper way of how to convince a VPR you are just passing through (" Aye Mr. Viper, I be innocent!", ya right!) :

http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl

But for sure some of the pirates could need some help ;)

Or as you pirates should say: Be lily livered!

M. Duncan