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NW #236

Oct 17, 2010 Maalik link
Nation War

Grey won this short NW. Sagrath will start hosting again next week.

Grey
FusionBurn (survived)
Maalik, &c. (survived)
Mr. Chaos
Rin Ganborro (survived)
Shar (survived)
yodaofborg

Itani

Serco

UIT
Foo McQuux
Mistena Kosmel
Nahin Lor
Shna
Strat

Wins
Itani 69
Serco 38
UIT 76
Grey 36
Rainbow 1

Basic Rules
Only those who are on-time are allowed to participate.
Participants must be on their nation's team unless they can make a claim to be unaligned in which case they may choose to fight for Grey.
Valkyries, Teller-Ulam mines, and pet bots are not allowed.
You may not start fighting until the host signals the start of the battle.
You may not return to the battle sector after you have left except to observe from a healthy distance in a bus.
No running from the asteroid field.
The last team standing wins.
Oct 18, 2010 Router6 link
Grats to Grey!!!
Oct 23, 2010 Jmvcilus link
Well, you got your wish and the valks were nerfed. Guess I wont be doing NW ever again.
Oct 23, 2010 Dr. Lecter link
valks were nerfed. Guess I wont be doing NW ever again.

I understand that many here do not speak Smurf, so please allow me to translate:

Oct 23, 2010 ryan reign link
GASP! The Valk has 100 kg of additional weight ! Now Jmvcilus will never do Nation War again!!! QUICK, CHANGE IT BACK AND SUSPEND ALL PROGRESS TO THE GAME!!!
Oct 23, 2010 Router6 link
ROTFL and ROTFL and ROTFL!!! Lecter that was an uber-post!!!
Oct 23, 2010 Jmvcilus link
Hey, just stating the facts. It's a matter of principle (something you guys wouldn't understand). To you it might seem like progress to the game, but to me its the opposite. And Lector, please don't post pictures of your children from your fap folders on here.
Oct 23, 2010 Dr. Lecter link
Yeah, I'm sure you were similarly principled every time the SCP got thwacked in the teeth with the nerf stick, too, you whining pole-smoker.

Principle has nothing to do with your reaction; sand in your vag does.
Oct 23, 2010 DivisionByZero link
100kg....

WTF is the big deal? That's a little bit more, but really, there's probably 2-3 pilots out there who actually have enough skill to really be able to tell the difference.
Oct 23, 2010 Jmvcilus link
Yeah, I can feel the difference and I'm not that good, so I bet alot of people can.

Dear Lector,

I was not around when the SCP got thwacked so it has no relevance. Principle has everything to do with my reactions and sand in my vag just adds to the equation the ability to last longer.

Love always,
Jmvcilus

P.S. Your Mom!
Oct 24, 2010 ryan reign link
"...and sand in my vag just adds to the equation..."

Confirmation of Jmvcilus' vag!
Oct 24, 2010 Dr. Lecter link
He's Itani - no further confirmation was necessary.
Oct 24, 2010 space999999 link
So valks are allowed now or what?
Oct 24, 2010 zam zix zam link
Lecter... Granted but as my colleagues are inclined to say... "It isn't a fact until you have multiple sources."