Dying to know who my TGFT alt is!

As an omniscient observer, I can confirm that exactly one of the secrets in the original transmission is true, and the rest are, of course, entirely nanners.

I can also at this time reveal the following:

- VO Rankings is a pen name shared by some of the most notorious and influential pilots that have ever flown.. like the mythical 'William Shakespeare' (but a space pilot)
- For the first time ever, their names will be revealed. Here. Now:
• Shape
• a1k0n
• Dirty 0re
• moldyman
• Ecka
• Arolte
• And last, worst of all, the ring leader and conductor of this shadowy organization: LeberMac
- You'll notice, one for every deadly sin (probably)
- 'VO Rankings' is responsible for the continued suppression of anything more than the limpest of efforts by the Serco to seriously militarize
- Nearly all UIT players are actually AI bots (roughly 83%), managed by 'VO Rankings'
- 'Vo Rankings' is Slovakian for 'The Rankings'
- ARF's longtime, largely peaceful run as Itan's commander was actually a cruel dictatorship sustained by hired goons and mass voting fraud... all at the behest of, you guessed it, 'VO Rankings'. Sort of a Boss Tweed / Tammany Hall situation (from the long-ago histories of our once-home)

Now, if you begin to feel an intense and crushing feeling of terror (perhaps even denial) at the revealing of this information, don't be alarmed. That indicates only.. that you are still sane.

But as I have Itani-zen-superpower merged with the fibers of the universe, I can confirm that all of the above is 100% true. I have even checked and rechecked the secrets infinity times, which (obviously) is vastly more reliable than any secret-dump that has been merely rechecked twice (and probably not even normally-checked once!)

(I mean, really, who would believe any of the original secrets for a second? Even the true one! Anyone can 'recheck' something a few times.. but it takes actual effort to actually 'check' that the supposed secrets are correct! Leber et al, you really shouldn't let your slowest member* do the press releases)

[edit] Oh yeah but, in conclusion, "VO Rankings" I would like to formally request that you release any of your supposed 'secrets' about myself, as I of course believe that secrets are a horrid thing and I should hope that all of mine are in the open already

(*that's a shot at you Dirty, but I know it could take you a while to get it)

I am notorious and influential. Yer too kind Smittens. See, I'm paying attention.

Ahm nae a miner ? Haud yer wheesht ye fecki'n sassenachs, ken ye weel ah huv minin' 23. Dinnae gie it laldy wi yer shite, yon sleekit fowk wi' valks aplenty talk a game, aye timorous ye are up wi' a bastard in a 'taur..

Ecka's post has been scrubbed of things which are not words. The resulting message is:

"a miner? 23. it valks aplenty talk a game, aye timorous are up a bastard in a 'taur.."

It's unsurprisingly easier to read and makes more sense.

This thread is awesome. It's fairly inaccurate, but nonetheless awesome.

You're wrong, Westie. PC has nothing to do with this. And my relatives are known for 3 year, so there's nothing to reveal.

I guess I need an alt in TGFT so I can be like all of westacular's alts. And I actually thought there was more than two people playing VO. Silly me.

Anyone can tell i where have i left my last alt?
I really need someone to keep track of them.

I call Shenannigans on this thread. The real truth is that we are all alts of one extremely schizophrenic mental ward patient in Cleavland.

This thread is awesome. It's fairly inaccurate, but nonetheless awesome.

I agree. Some of these are pretty amusing, but most are either wrong or well known. Mine's actually correct, but I can't think of anyone that didn't already know it already. :P

I hear rumors of todays odd VO downtime to be the work of "VO Rankings". I think the club hacked the server to steal more sensible information. Beware, our few not-yet-revealed secrets are in danger.

I find it amusing that I was mentioned twice lol. Nice try though, albeit mostly wrong.

I mentioned you once in private with a suggestive innuendo...

I hear rumors of todays odd VO downtime to be the work of "VO Rankings". I think the club hacked the server to steal more sensible information. Beware, our few not-yet-revealed secrets are in danger.

Clearly, they are desperately (and futilely) trying to dig up some sort of dirt on me.

Seems silly, given my present intangible Super Itani zen state, which can surely repel or at least ignore any sort of dirt

I accused Roda of being me once, but that was ages ago.

Hah kierky get on my level, I was mentioned how many times and I haven't even had to log into my main for months.

TRS: You get a lot of attention because you create a lot of noise. Take it as a complement if you wish, but it's meant to be a neutral statement.

yodaofborg: Damn I wish I'd thought of that.