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April revealings: An unconvenient truth

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Apr 01, 2015 VO Rankings link
VO playerbase! get ready for some more 100% true facts that our never-sleeping workers have brought to light for you. thats right! again we looked around for stuff in peoples cellars that they do not want to seen in public. too bad! VO Rankings! for we are many! and us many have found out many secret stuff! (todays publishings are NOT affected by april fools; this is true even when the cloks pass midnight)

- Westacular has active alts in FAMY and is slowly working his way back to stealing the bank again. he has been active as [FAMY]failure. he is joylessjoker on the forums
- [TGFT]Ecka Estenk isn't as old as you think and as he pretends to be. we were able to look at his data when he opened his purse as one of our genuine co-workers rang his doorbell to collect a donation for the rich. he is 59.
- [Itan]Zok is not important enough to be written about. sorry Zok. oh yes same goes to you smittens. do something unbeliveable and we may write about you guys
- VO Rankings is not Faceof... U IDIOTS!!!!1
- [EMS]Ninjr is an alt of [TGFT]tsreknor
- [TGFT]Sieger is back. it is confirmed that he was [TGFT]Electricity before and switched his name. while that is not surprising there is something more to be said: [TGFT]Sieger is or was played by 2 different people. [TGFT]Electricity was nowehere near as good with sunflares and [TGFT]Sieger also outdid our alt-seeking workers with energy much better than [TGFT]Electricity. we smell account sharing!!! one does the dirty work as mining and the other guy fights.
- [INV] is another of these TGFT initiated guilds. notice how they got so successful even classibot knows their name? its because [INV]Asijara their CO originally started as a man in TGFT. we are working on finding out who he was. keep yourself tuned!
- VO Rankings ask: WHERE IS MOMERATH42? has anyone apart from us noticed that he had disappeared? this is NOT an unveiling. we desire to see him NOW! where has he gone?
- VO Rankings apologizes for a sad mistake that has been made in our last revealings... it was said that [THC]Mistena Kosmel is Maalik. this was false and we fired the employee who spread this false information. 3 of our team have fought "her" and have detected that she must be either [TGFT]spidey or [Itan]Ancient Panther. who it is doesn't matter eitherway - both use the technology to edit their mass and so does [THC]Mistena Kosmel (have you seen that jumping centurion? ahaha...)
- [ONE] used the still existing cargo-doubling trick to build atleast 2 of their Tridents. they access the manufacturing stations for a few hours in nights build one of each item and then double them in an empty sector using the trick. ever wonder why they have tridents even when 99% of the time the smurf lovers own the stations?
- [SKV] only has 4 real players. [SKV]Bojan is the same person as [SKV]Elder. [SKV]Mistena is active and [SKV]Niki. then there is [SKV]Sideburns who is [PPT]Faceof
- [PA] is not active. all the newbies who were playing for a while were just alts on f2p accounts made by [PA]Greenwall
- [TGFT] are a bunch of cheaters who keep riding over-loaded tridents

more astonishing secrets to be revealed soon!!! U IDIOTS!!
Apr 01, 2015 VikingRanger link
Yay! More "true" malarky to laugh about! Btw, Ninjr is not tsreknor.
Apr 01, 2015 abortretryfail link
WHERE IS MOMERATH42? has anyone apart from us noticed that he had disappeared? this is NOT an unveiling. we desire to see him NOW! where has he gone?

I heard if you type '(momerath42 momerath42 momerath42) into Emacs, he'll appear on your terminal.
Apr 01, 2015 Savet link
ARF, for that to work, you need to find a way to minimize the 10 web browsers running inside of emacs, kill the emacs torrent client, and set an appropriate nice level for the word processor spell check daemon.
Apr 01, 2015 Ore link
Who is my TGFT alt though?
Apr 01, 2015 peytros link
its april 1st you could have done better
Apr 01, 2015 greenwall link
Apr 01, 2015 smittens link
Hooray, I'm important enough to be mentioned by VO Rankings!!

Also you gotta laugh at this guy/girl for thinking he was gonna be a secret-revealing badass when this all started... and now that it's clear no one gives two shits what she says, he's trying to embrace the "it was all a joke" angle. Just a tip, VOR: giving up so soon shows some seriously weak moral character and makes you seem very insecure! Try to show a little commitment and confidence in your next "anonymous" venture and you might have more success!
Apr 02, 2015 DogLover link
Oh god, that's too funny: mass editing? I barely know how to make a webpage let alone "....use the technology to edit their mass".

Funny joke whomever you are. Anyone who is anybody in the world of PVP would know that I have fought both of these players with witnesses present. But thanks anyway for the compliments on being one of the best at what I do since both spodery and kitty are excellent fighters. ;)

-Mistena Kosmel

P.S. That stuff about Sieger/Electricity is a load of hooey. He is only one person since he so obviously fights the same way no matter the day or what role he decides to play. Never have I not seen Elec be the enthusiastic chummy blubber boy he always is.

Honestly, I feel he just got the name change and created this elaborate story to get the SKV off of his back; so he can get back to 1v1s with his sunnies and not worry about losing any more of his.... irreplaceable toys. But, that's just me ;)
Apr 02, 2015 TheRedSpy link
Mate you're going to struggle to do these every month even if most of them end up being contrived.
Apr 02, 2015 Sieger link
Haha you beat yourself with these new revealings, VO Rankings. :P

Greenwall - Seriously? The site looks quite legit when browsing through it. I hope momerath is successful with his new endeavor. And I hope the devs find somebody new to hire.

Mistena Kosmel - I think you deem yourself a little more important than you are. Only are you a lot more blubbery than I lately, your theories for my name switch are also ridiculous. SKV barely plays and, as much as I value them as players, are not a serious enemy. Sorry.

Edit:
created this elaborate story
Waaait. Do I interpret this right Misty-gurl? I am VO Rankings? Huehue! I rather think it was your brilliant idea to get some fame. :P
Apr 02, 2015 Darth Nihilus link
So wait...the fired employee must be the missing momerath42 ???
Apr 02, 2015 Pizzasgood link
You are the weirdest link. Outgrabe!
Apr 02, 2015 Inevitable link
Mistena Kosmel - I think you deem yourself a little more important than you are.

Uhoh hell has frozen over me and Sieger agree on something. Mistena seems to have caught a bad case of the Smittens, but there's probably a reason they seem so alike.
Apr 02, 2015 greenwall link
VO Rankings: the tabloid of VO.
Apr 02, 2015 csgno1 link
The way Sieger and Mistena argue they must be married in RL.
Apr 02, 2015 Pizzasgood link
Obviously. Married people have an annoying habit of using each others accounts, after all; thus VO Tabloid's observation of two players behind the name Sieger.
Apr 02, 2015 abortretryfail link
https://www.ripplelabs.com/team/michael-warnock/

20 years from now:

Self-modifying malware propagated via payment settlement protocol causes autonomous asteroid mining robots to malfunction! More at 11.
Apr 03, 2015 smittens link
Hmm I'm not sure WHAT to think! On the one hand, I feel incredibly unimportant going off the fact that I never play and don't even lurk as much as some other friendly faces... but on the other hand; I, the most honest player in the 'verse, have already been mentioned twice in a thread about dishonesty! Maybe I AM important!!
Apr 05, 2015 Ta'Ir link
So..um...Wes is two ppl?