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Vladimir Kraschnikov: least known player in VO

Apr 21, 2015 RoboticMechanicalJeb link
Hi Humans, you may/may not have met me in VO, but I am online all the time.
Anyways, I'm a really friendly player, I really don't like fighting (but I'd fight with a group) and Faille Corvelle is a Slightly Close friend of mine.
But I do have some attributes:

1. RUNNING
When I encounter a pirate, a player who really wants to kill me or Psychotropic Space Cow, I act like any Whovian would act: Run

2. COWARDICE
Slightly similar to #1, but ends up losing a lot of credits, when I meet a Pirate or Psychotropic Space Cow, either I pay, or ask them him to let me free.

3. STUBBORNESS
When I'm in a group Killing Hive Queens and one of us is telling the rest to not attack any bots, I attack them for lisence points.

4. STUPIDITY
Sometimes, I'm too stupid to realize that I'm gonna die while fighting heavy ships and Hive Queens. Alone.

5. ROMANTIC (Role Playing)
When it comes to Role Playing, I only have 1 Role: the Nerdy Romantic guy.

Commonly used Tactics (what? You have to have Tactics for survival)

1. BACKROLLING
While playing, I sometimes encounter players who "accidentally" shoot their missiles at me, and I only one thing: Backrolling

2. Hit-N-Run
If it comes to combat, and I'm using a Lightly Armed ship, either I run, or go head-on guns blazing (Energy weapons commonly)

COMMONLY USED SHIPS

1. Atlas (Light Green)
2. Warthog Mineral Extractor (Light Green)
3. Revenant (Light Green)
Note: ships with White, Black or Yellow are in Testing Phase

(Can't Draw so I'm Describing my Appearance)

Wearing: Pure White Extra-Vehicular Outfit and Helmet (Visors down)
Apr 21, 2015 Sieger link
Finally somebody is role-playing in here or spending thought.
I like your self-irony in regards to your self proclaimed Cowardice!
Apr 21, 2015 joylessjoker link
While playing, I sometimes encounter players who "accidentally" shoot their missiles at me, and I only one thing: Backrolling

If I had a dollar every time a noob accused me of "cheating" by using homing missiles when I was really using dumb rockets/flares, I'd be richer than Bill Gates. Also, backrolling is terrible against rockets since you get locked into a very predictable pattern of movement.
Apr 21, 2015 greenwall link
So what you are saying, Joyless, is that people have accused you of cheating 79,300,000,000 times?
Apr 22, 2015 rochelGoyle link
Only person that knows Bill Gates' networth is Bill Gates! Therefore, Greenwall MUST be Bill Gates! I rest my case, your honor.
Apr 23, 2015 VikingRanger link
Hence the "Green" in "Greenwall". C'mon Bill, spread the wealth.