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Death beckons
The warrior pays no attention
He rushes past
Death reaches out
And grabs only fragments of nothing
The warrior shall not die
Not until the day
That his last enemy dies
And forgets that warm feeling...
The feeling of battle...
It grows cold...
Death exits the scene...
Only to return in the next.
Freeform! And attempts at being "Deep"...
WHACHA!
The warrior pays no attention
He rushes past
Death reaches out
And grabs only fragments of nothing
The warrior shall not die
Not until the day
That his last enemy dies
And forgets that warm feeling...
The feeling of battle...
It grows cold...
Death exits the scene...
Only to return in the next.
Freeform! And attempts at being "Deep"...
WHACHA!
this one is short enough that people might actually read it...
There was an Itani monk
who fell asleep in his bunk
he dreamed that Venus
was sucking his elbow
and woke up all covered in perspiration.
...but wish they hadn't
There was an Itani monk
who fell asleep in his bunk
he dreamed that Venus
was sucking his elbow
and woke up all covered in perspiration.
...but wish they hadn't
/me wishes he hadn't.
Yarr LeberMac! I cannever find yes ingame! Come out and fight like a MAN ye little blue meatsack! Drinkin tequila all the time when ya KNOWS that rum be's a MAN's drink!
Oh, ScurvyMac! You're a filthy drunk waste-of-space pirate, and if I EVER see you ingame I'll blow you into next WEEK!
Now, let's get back to poetry, please.
Now, let's get back to poetry, please.
/me flips a coin to see who will reply next... Scurvy or Leebs...
/me watches the stupid coin land on its edge.
%*&$*&$*(&%@(*#%&#&*($
/me watches the stupid coin land on its edge.
%*&$*&$*(&%@(*#%&#&*($
A coinflip's toss on-edge may land,
a quite frustrating stance!
Luck favors those who've got a plan,
when they meet up with chance.
The one sure thing about your luck,
is one day it'll change.
When that day comes, don't be a schmuck,
for better days arrange.
So chin up, and just stay plucky,
it's darkest 'fore the dawn.
"You've gotta be willing to be lucky."
This motto helps you carry on.
a quite frustrating stance!
Luck favors those who've got a plan,
when they meet up with chance.
The one sure thing about your luck,
is one day it'll change.
When that day comes, don't be a schmuck,
for better days arrange.
So chin up, and just stay plucky,
it's darkest 'fore the dawn.
"You've gotta be willing to be lucky."
This motto helps you carry on.
LeberMac said:
(Where's Goat? Bring yer weak-ass rhymes here! Yar!)
I met an Indy so scurvy,
With drink, his flight path was swervy,
When I entered his sight,
He yelled, "Yarrr, let us fight!",
For one in a bus that's nervy.
(Where's Goat? Bring yer weak-ass rhymes here! Yar!)
I met an Indy so scurvy,
With drink, his flight path was swervy,
When I entered his sight,
He yelled, "Yarrr, let us fight!",
For one in a bus that's nervy.
Nice work Leebs!!! NICE!!!
Leber, there is more to you then i thought
*smiles, wrap her wings around her and drink coffee*
*smiles, wrap her wings around her and drink coffee*
The scandanavian temptress Kalima
finally makes herself heard!
By complimenting 'ol Lebermac
on his hacked-up written word!
The poetry thread is gaining steam
and things are looking bright!
Especially now that Kalima posts,
and she spelled "coffee" right!
finally makes herself heard!
By complimenting 'ol Lebermac
on his hacked-up written word!
The poetry thread is gaining steam
and things are looking bright!
Especially now that Kalima posts,
and she spelled "coffee" right!
She appears to have stopped flapping for you, LeberMac.
ill never stop flapping for Leber !!,,wait a sec,, temptress ??
*flap her wings and drink coffee*
*flap her wings and drink coffee*
lebermac sat in his cent rev c
yelling out to everyone "look at me!"
but what he didnt know was that behind his back
were 5 little noobies ready to attack
as they approached their sitting target
one yelled to the others, be sure and mark it
'cause if we get his fast little ship
when we get back to base there will be more to sip
they were on him now, their guns flying wild
and lebermac was dodging like a scared little child
there were too many of them and his health was going down
when it reached 50% he started to frown
why did i have to be so loud?
and act like of my skills i should be proud
and he realised never to be so crass
cause all the little noobs were pwning his ass!
/me bows
yelling out to everyone "look at me!"
but what he didnt know was that behind his back
were 5 little noobies ready to attack
as they approached their sitting target
one yelled to the others, be sure and mark it
'cause if we get his fast little ship
when we get back to base there will be more to sip
they were on him now, their guns flying wild
and lebermac was dodging like a scared little child
there were too many of them and his health was going down
when it reached 50% he started to frown
why did i have to be so loud?
and act like of my skills i should be proud
and he realised never to be so crass
cause all the little noobs were pwning his ass!
/me bows
Pretty good, WM, pretty good... top THIS one:
5 little Serco noobies think they're hard-core,
one hits a 'roid and then there are four...
4 little Serco noobies led by Who? Me?,
I pop one more and then there are three...
3 little Serco noobies stick to me like glue,
Zap! goes a lightning mine and then there were two...
2 little Serco noobies think it's time to run,
Kill one as he warps and then there was one...
1 little Serco noobie cowers in the station,
another victory for the Itani nation!
5 little Serco noobies think they're hard-core,
one hits a 'roid and then there are four...
4 little Serco noobies led by Who? Me?,
I pop one more and then there are three...
3 little Serco noobies stick to me like glue,
Zap! goes a lightning mine and then there were two...
2 little Serco noobies think it's time to run,
Kill one as he warps and then there was one...
1 little Serco noobie cowers in the station,
another victory for the Itani nation!
5 little 'tani fighters sittin on a roid
discussing the politics of sigmund freud
just then all 5 of them then explode
doing just what they had been told.
yeah? what now?
discussing the politics of sigmund freud
just then all 5 of them then explode
doing just what they had been told.
yeah? what now?
LOL I think that last one makes no sense whatsoever.
Damn, LeberMac is Goooooooood.
5 little 'tani noobies sitting in the base
i come in and blast one in the face
4 little 'tani noobies running from shape
he kills one without suffering a scrape
3 little 'tani noobies mining some ore
i go up and kill one more
2 little 'tani noobies playing ctc
by now they should know to fear Who? Me?
last little 'tani noobie hiding in b8
now he knows that its just not safe
no little 'tani noobies 'round no more
they're all serco now cause 'tani's 're all sore!
i come in and blast one in the face
4 little 'tani noobies running from shape
he kills one without suffering a scrape
3 little 'tani noobies mining some ore
i go up and kill one more
2 little 'tani noobies playing ctc
by now they should know to fear Who? Me?
last little 'tani noobie hiding in b8
now he knows that its just not safe
no little 'tani noobies 'round no more
they're all serco now cause 'tani's 're all sore!
I dunno, reading that last line made my EYES sore...