The Flying Spaghetti Monster, divine creator of all.

Worship His noodley goodness

http://www.venganza.org

we had this thread a while ago lol

http://www.vendetta-online.com/x/msgboard/8/11144

who? me? is too slow to be a True Worshipper of the FSM, yes.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

The Flying Spaghetti Monster extends His noodley appendage, and Mecha is calm

DISBELIEVERS! HEATHENS! THY SHALT KNOW THE WRATH OF THE ONE TRUE GOD, THE FLYING RAVIOLI MONSTER, AND THY SHALL BE SMITED! WITH TOMATO SAUCE! THUS IS THE WORD OF GOD!

Hmmm...I think I must have the fish shirt.

All Hail the Ori

Who is this God person, anyway?

Notice that as the number of pirates decreases, bad things increase:
http://www.venganza.org/piratesarecool4.jpg

SO - everyone save the planet and play a pirate on V-O!

I love the response from the oddball on the Kansas Board:
From: Mrs. Kathy Martin, District 6
"It is a serious offense to mock God."

Hehe. Fools!

What we have here is a weather balloon that encountered some swamp gas that was struck by lightning and fell near an Italian restaurant.

That's all it takes to become omnipotent? I wonder why more people don't try it?

It’s a long story, FM. First of all, weather balloons and swamp gas do not get along. Not to name names, but a long time back, somebody told somebody else they were full of hot air. Somebody else took offense, said they were tired of slumming, yadda, yadda, and left for New Mexico. Now days, getting both of them even near the same Italian restaurant would be harder than getting the lightning to strike. People would talk. Besides, most folks (except for my Aunt Sarah) just don’t like messing around in the personal family affairs of others.

Now that I think about it, Aunt Sarah’s appendages are kind of noodley. Could it be....??????

http://www.freeworldgroup.com/games2/gameindex/flyingspag.htm

ROTFLOL