-Every time someone talks trash on 100, take a drink
-Every time an anti-pirate runs away, take a drink
-Every time growler dies, take a drink (fastest way to get hammered!)
-Every time the devs do a release that needs another immediate release to fix, take a drink
-Every time a trader leaves Nation Space, take a drink (this is for you sober types)

Feel free to contribute your own rules! Have fun!

-Every time CHRN whines about something, take a drink
-Every time I take a drink, take a drink
-Every time an ITAN logs on, take a drink (also for you sober types)

wow, i used to just have a drink every time i died back when i used to furball alot.

-Every time nahin says something stupid, take a drink (second fastest way to get hammered)

Time to kiss my liver goodbye,methinks

I did that a few nights ago Look, problem was i kept dying... or maybe that wasn't a problem, i don't remember....

Pey how can you afford booze and still have to beg for people to pay your subscription?

Well now I know why I have been doing so well lately :D

-When Elvis dons his "Chaps of Asslessness", take a drink.
-When Elvis removes said Chaps, take 2 drinks (trust me on this one...).
-When Elvis' EMS notifications hit 100, take a drink (guaranteed at least once an hour!).
-When peytros gets muted/ignored, take a drink.
-If Waffles is sloshed on 100 or IRC, drink till the bottle is empty.
-And for you sober-types: TAKE A DRINK ALREADY!!!

-If Waffles is sloshed on 100 or IRC, drink till the bottle is empty.

Given its scope, I think this trumps any and all other rules.

- When Dr. Lecter trolls a newbie, take a shot
- When Dr. Lecter proves that he earned his 'medal of asshattery', take a shot

Pey how can you afford booze and still have to beg for people to pay your subscription?

You didn't consider the possibility that other people buy him his booze as well.

when you are as awesome as i am people give you free beers for showing up to their parties

Duh! I feel soooo Stupid!... everybody take a drink.

/me drinks

When a newbie asks what do I do take a drink.
When the conquerable station changes hands take a drink.
When someone wc's take a drink.
When folk start talking techie computer jargon, drink till the pain subsides :P
When Peytros starts singing on 100 take a drink for each lyric (The real fastest way to get hammered)

-If Waffles is sloshed on 100 or IRC, drink till the bottle is empty.
Given its scope, I think this trumps any and all other rules.

Glad to be of service

When someone wc's take a drink.
Good call!

Ooooh, I got a good one.

-When Mr. Chaos starts using multiple lines to get his point across, take a drink for every line used.

IS ay itw toime to invoke tule number 14! dirrik uop!

when you are as awesome as i am people give you free beers for showing up to their parties

Or they just want you to become drunk so you fall asleep and thus are silent;).

-When you roidwarp, take a drink. You probably took one already, but take one more.
-When you hit an ion storm, put the bottle to your mouth and take it away when you jump out. Nothing else to do inside them anyway.
-When you get pirated, take a drink the both of you (for you sober types...:))

urlew 14! dirnks ups! bochtes!