http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/1810/whatisaspork/

ROFL @ Pikaspork

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Lower your daily dosage of that anti-depressant drug you've been taking lately. It seems to have generated some undesired (by the rest of humanity) effects.

/me says that chopsticks are powerless against the all mighty Captain Crunch and his ship of Peanut Butter Crunch - just add milk!

-io

sporks are sporks... sporks need replanning, rebuilding, and a better employer than KFC!!!

note: i only read to the mentioning of chop sticks, school bites!!!

/me reads the rest of the thread now

EDIT:
/me thinks that this electric spork of Scuba's will make a killing buisness wise
/me thinks that Jm ran so fast that mouse dint feel the sproking, kinda like that Superman joke where he is flying over the beach and WonderWoman is...
/me thinks that his joke is a little unappropriate for the foons

FM, the last item on that page...the one with the tele-tubbies on it is actually a game piece for their patented game "Bump-A-Rump"!

/me quickly closed the window to prevent his brain from exploding.

The spork is a game piece, or the Teletubbies thing glued to it?

Apparently the official word is that a "foon" is created by placing a thumb into the convex portion of the bowl of a spork and depressing it so that it bumps out into the concave portion of the bowl, making a litte "island" in the bowl of the spoon when it is held in the ready position. A foon seems to be really only suitable for flinging condiments.

An impressive task indeed.

note: my brain dint understand 1 damn thing of what you just said FM.

a foon is a spork that has had the spoon part pushed in from underneath so that it has a bump in the middle.

ah, thanx, i think hearing on how it was made actually killed my brain cells, not that many are there in the 1st place

Arm the foons men! Arm the foons or be defeated by the moors!