Pants should be worn at all times, but fire should only be worn if your dead.

Los gatos y los perros en su casa y su submarino?

Correct my translation if I'm wrong.

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Cats and dogs in your house and your submarine?
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My limited Spanish skills suck. That'd explain why I was getting Ds in the class before I dropped out of it. :P

The cats and the dogs

I disagree.. pants should never be worn, not even in public. Those with poor hygene should then be burned.

I take offense! My pants have perfect hygeine.

note to self: if the pants are on, leave them there.

if the pants are off, then make a note to see if anything else is off too.

if fire is on the floor, then do yourself a favor and go next door and ask the neighbors ex-wife for some water, preferably cold, and do not put out the fire.

-io

and under no circumstances, do you tell the neighbor that you know his ex-wife

Edit: keep the cat and dog away from the fire... could be messy