oompa loompa : new movie!

new movie! : four thumbs down

four thumbs down : "Alexander"

"Alexander" : a blonde with black roots

a blonde with black roots : Britany Spears

Britany Spears : hot

but a hooker, so...

hot : ovens

I'm glad we've reached a peace, Aeternalis.

ovens : red cactus should stick his head in a(n)

Just kidding. :) Use the following analogy:

ovens : bad attempts at suicide

bad attempts at suicide : Vincent van Gogh

Vincent van Gogh : Van Hellsing

Van Hellsing : must have been a joke

It MUST have been a joke. I mean, honestly. Could anyone actually call that a real movie?

must have been a joke : my friend got murdered

well, whatever

I would have put "must have been a joke : Bush winning" but I figured that would have stirred up emotions..

ah what the heck

my friend got murdered: alcoholist drivers

alcoholist drivers : Ben Murphy

Ben Murphy : Sounds like Uncle Ben!!

Sounds like Uncle Ben!! : Uncle Tom's Cabin

Uncle Tom's Cabin : Uncle Frank's Porno Shack

U wouldnt believe the stuff you can find in my neighborhood.

Uncle Frank's Porno Shack: boatshop

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An porno rental store that fronted the buisness with model boats, removed all signs and so on in order to avoid vandalism.

boatshop : printshop

printshop : Photoshop