(First of all, if this sounds politically offensive to you, I sincerely apologize beforehand, Germans are cool)

I was looking at the new toothbrush my orthodontist gave me, and it says W-Germany on the end of it, in really small print...

Should we take this as a sign and invade West Germany? They might be making nukes or something there, and selling them in the form of Dental Hygeine products. BE CAREFUL. You never know what they put in dental stuff...

Your fears about seeing the dentist are real... they are trying to take over the world.

To those of you who are running and saying, "this guy is a fruit," you're right. there's a conspiracy against the world...

in Area 51...

and your backyard...

and in Campbell's Chunky Soup...

because of Donovan McNabb's mom...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

ah. that was a freaky post.

Alrighty then....

NEXT!!!!

danielky, are you drunk?

NOOOO!!!! not my toothpaste!!! : (

west germany has not existed in 10 years.

i suggest you stop going back in time when you go to your orthodontist.

Don't you know that time traveling to medical facilities causes cancer?
-:sigma.SB

I'm... not... a... squirrel...

wherever did you get that idea Tyrdium? How could I be drunk?

*gets caught while holding out whiskey, having not shaved in 3 days and singing pirate songs*

on a side note, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie comes out on May 6 in the U.S., April 26 (or sometime around then) in England. That movie will rock all the other movies ever.

WOOHOO! ('nuff said)

W00t!

Dont talk too loud, the dentist hid a transmitter in that last filling he gave you !!!