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Lecter behind bars

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Feb 05, 2006 Ghost link
It is SKV's pleasure to announce the capture of one Dr. Lecter. The known Serco pirate and SCAR member was taken prisoner during the capture of the Spike. The location of Dr. Lecter is at this time classified.
Feb 05, 2006 MSKanaka link
Let me know when the trial is, and I'll have my testimony ready by then. ^_^;
Feb 05, 2006 moldyman link
Oooo! Oooo! Tell me you got a mugshot! PLEASE tell me ou got a mugshot!
Feb 05, 2006 icbm1987 link
*Zoras Shakes his head*

"Dammit Lecter... you f***head." He got up... made a cup of coffee... and sat. There's really nothing else he could do but sit and sip his coffee while waiting for the inevitable call from his superiors in SCAR.
Feb 05, 2006 ananzi link
i wouldnt trust SKV to judge brownies at the county fair
Feb 05, 2006 Ghost link
SKV gives ananzi's troll brownies a C-. We felt that the batter could have been cooked longer. Although the moist batter in the center of the brownie adds a nice texture and flavor to the brownie, undercooked batter often results in stomach irritation. While we do feel that ananzi's main talent is cooking brownies, this was definitely not one of his better batches.

And now for the cookies...
Feb 05, 2006 moldyman link
I'm sure Lecter enjoys his brownies like he enjoys his itani: soft and squishy on the inside. Feed them to him
Feb 05, 2006 Spellcast link
*sighs*

Great, now I have to try to decide whether or not I want to help SCAR get a Serco, a general nuisance to be sure, but a serco nonetheless out of an illegal lockup where he's being held by a bunch of closet Akanese. Why couldnt the TGFT have taken him captive?

Actually, thats a great idea, why doesn't the SKV relsease him into TGFT custody, obsidian can chain him to a roid and trigger another 'obsidian incident'. I imagine that selling tickets to it would be a huge moneymaker for them, and they can donate some of the proceeds to charity.
Feb 05, 2006 MSKanaka link
No, there needs to be a trial (for various reasons, mostly entertainment value) before we have any sequels to the Obsidian Incident.
Feb 05, 2006 Spellcast link
nahh, a trial would never work, he'd just buy his way free by bribing the jury or threatening thier families or something. Not that any of that would bother me, but it would seriously cut back on the entertainment of watching 10,000 observers ram him to pieces.
Feb 05, 2006 MSKanaka link
He can't bribe his way out of some of the crimes he's committed... (to Miharu in particular >_>)
Feb 05, 2006 Blacklight link
As long as he is treated fairly like we with ghost :D
Feb 06, 2006 jexkerome link
Oh please, it's not like

a) You can kill him, or

b) Make him see the error of his ways

So just, I don't know, rough him up a little and let him go. Seriously, without him out there (about the only SCAR that lives up to the aggresive part of their reputation) the Guild is looking more and more like EnB on a bad hair day!
Feb 06, 2006 LeberMac link
LeberMac sat back and watched as the four industrial heavy-lift station guard droids forced Lecter to do 3 tequila bongs in a row.

Not the good stuff, ohhh no. The "Smittens Brand™" tequila that ate thru 3 floors of the old [IA] station. Rather caustic, and quite a test of the good doctor's gastro-implants, if I do say so myself. They are almost holding up to the strain. Almost.

Soon it will be time for the biohazard cleanup bots to sweep the cell again, and the autodoc will be activated to bring Lecter back from the brink of death. Again.

"I do so enjoy our little visits, my friend." LeberMac said thru the internal cell-comm. "Perhaps next time I shall come prepared with some questions, even. Ta!"

He walked out of the observation room just as a horrid fleshy gurgle came from the interrogation chamber, and the biohazard bots came to clean up the cell before the tequila could eat through the floor.

As he left the facility, LeberMac set the bottle of traditional tequila on the guard desk along with a sizeable smount of credits. The [SKV] guard posted at the interrogation lab glanced at the credits and the booze, knowing that the next day, the same time, this [Itan] member would be back for one last conversation with their prisoner.
Feb 06, 2006 Dr. Lecter link
Sitting in his cell, Dr. Lecter contemplated how long this blue space vacation would last. Having reached a conclusion, he rose and quietly passed his evening's requirements along to the [SKV] guard standing at parade rest outside the blue field.









Lamb chops, extra rare. And a decent rendition of Goldberg Variations.
Feb 06, 2006 icbm1987 link
OOC: mayhaps Dr. Lecter can delete himself out of the SKV prison?
Feb 06, 2006 LeberMac link
OOC: I was attempting to give him an acid-etched "out" if the dope ever picks up on it. It'll even be my fault! Best of both worlds!
Feb 06, 2006 Black Omega link
If need be the PsyCorp would be more than willing to 'scan' Dr.Lecter
Feb 07, 2006 leapfrog link
Lessee... lamb chops... hummm... who has sheep?

Uh, oh...

/me sends off a comm to the DND chaps...
Feb 07, 2006 jexkerome link
Oooh, DND are gonna be so mad Lecter's eating their girlfriends...