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It is SKV's pleasure to announce the capture of one Dr. Lecter. The known Serco pirate and SCAR member was taken prisoner during the capture of the Spike. The location of Dr. Lecter is at this time classified.
Let me know when the trial is, and I'll have my testimony ready by then. ^_^;
Oooo! Oooo! Tell me you got a mugshot! PLEASE tell me ou got a mugshot!
*Zoras Shakes his head*
"Dammit Lecter... you f***head." He got up... made a cup of coffee... and sat. There's really nothing else he could do but sit and sip his coffee while waiting for the inevitable call from his superiors in SCAR.
"Dammit Lecter... you f***head." He got up... made a cup of coffee... and sat. There's really nothing else he could do but sit and sip his coffee while waiting for the inevitable call from his superiors in SCAR.
i wouldnt trust SKV to judge brownies at the county fair
SKV gives ananzi's troll brownies a C-. We felt that the batter could have been cooked longer. Although the moist batter in the center of the brownie adds a nice texture and flavor to the brownie, undercooked batter often results in stomach irritation. While we do feel that ananzi's main talent is cooking brownies, this was definitely not one of his better batches.
And now for the cookies...
And now for the cookies...
I'm sure Lecter enjoys his brownies like he enjoys his itani: soft and squishy on the inside. Feed them to him
*sighs*
Great, now I have to try to decide whether or not I want to help SCAR get a Serco, a general nuisance to be sure, but a serco nonetheless out of an illegal lockup where he's being held by a bunch of closet Akanese. Why couldnt the TGFT have taken him captive?
Actually, thats a great idea, why doesn't the SKV relsease him into TGFT custody, obsidian can chain him to a roid and trigger another 'obsidian incident'. I imagine that selling tickets to it would be a huge moneymaker for them, and they can donate some of the proceeds to charity.
Great, now I have to try to decide whether or not I want to help SCAR get a Serco, a general nuisance to be sure, but a serco nonetheless out of an illegal lockup where he's being held by a bunch of closet Akanese. Why couldnt the TGFT have taken him captive?
Actually, thats a great idea, why doesn't the SKV relsease him into TGFT custody, obsidian can chain him to a roid and trigger another 'obsidian incident'. I imagine that selling tickets to it would be a huge moneymaker for them, and they can donate some of the proceeds to charity.
No, there needs to be a trial (for various reasons, mostly entertainment value) before we have any sequels to the Obsidian Incident.
nahh, a trial would never work, he'd just buy his way free by bribing the jury or threatening thier families or something. Not that any of that would bother me, but it would seriously cut back on the entertainment of watching 10,000 observers ram him to pieces.
He can't bribe his way out of some of the crimes he's committed... (to Miharu in particular >_>)
As long as he is treated fairly like we with ghost :D
Oh please, it's not like
a) You can kill him, or
b) Make him see the error of his ways
So just, I don't know, rough him up a little and let him go. Seriously, without him out there (about the only SCAR that lives up to the aggresive part of their reputation) the Guild is looking more and more like EnB on a bad hair day!
a) You can kill him, or
b) Make him see the error of his ways
So just, I don't know, rough him up a little and let him go. Seriously, without him out there (about the only SCAR that lives up to the aggresive part of their reputation) the Guild is looking more and more like EnB on a bad hair day!
LeberMac sat back and watched as the four industrial heavy-lift station guard droids forced Lecter to do 3 tequila bongs in a row.
Not the good stuff, ohhh no. The "Smittens Brand™" tequila that ate thru 3 floors of the old [IA] station. Rather caustic, and quite a test of the good doctor's gastro-implants, if I do say so myself. They are almost holding up to the strain. Almost.
Soon it will be time for the biohazard cleanup bots to sweep the cell again, and the autodoc will be activated to bring Lecter back from the brink of death. Again.
"I do so enjoy our little visits, my friend." LeberMac said thru the internal cell-comm. "Perhaps next time I shall come prepared with some questions, even. Ta!"
He walked out of the observation room just as a horrid fleshy gurgle came from the interrogation chamber, and the biohazard bots came to clean up the cell before the tequila could eat through the floor.
As he left the facility, LeberMac set the bottle of traditional tequila on the guard desk along with a sizeable smount of credits. The [SKV] guard posted at the interrogation lab glanced at the credits and the booze, knowing that the next day, the same time, this [Itan] member would be back for one last conversation with their prisoner.
Not the good stuff, ohhh no. The "Smittens Brand™" tequila that ate thru 3 floors of the old [IA] station. Rather caustic, and quite a test of the good doctor's gastro-implants, if I do say so myself. They are almost holding up to the strain. Almost.
Soon it will be time for the biohazard cleanup bots to sweep the cell again, and the autodoc will be activated to bring Lecter back from the brink of death. Again.
"I do so enjoy our little visits, my friend." LeberMac said thru the internal cell-comm. "Perhaps next time I shall come prepared with some questions, even. Ta!"
He walked out of the observation room just as a horrid fleshy gurgle came from the interrogation chamber, and the biohazard bots came to clean up the cell before the tequila could eat through the floor.
As he left the facility, LeberMac set the bottle of traditional tequila on the guard desk along with a sizeable smount of credits. The [SKV] guard posted at the interrogation lab glanced at the credits and the booze, knowing that the next day, the same time, this [Itan] member would be back for one last conversation with their prisoner.
Sitting in his cell, Dr. Lecter contemplated how long this blue space vacation would last. Having reached a conclusion, he rose and quietly passed his evening's requirements along to the [SKV] guard standing at parade rest outside the blue field.
Lamb chops, extra rare. And a decent rendition of Goldberg Variations.
Lamb chops, extra rare. And a decent rendition of Goldberg Variations.
OOC: mayhaps Dr. Lecter can delete himself out of the SKV prison?
OOC: I was attempting to give him an acid-etched "out" if the dope ever picks up on it. It'll even be my fault! Best of both worlds!
If need be the PsyCorp would be more than willing to 'scan' Dr.Lecter
Lessee... lamb chops... hummm... who has sheep?
Uh, oh...
/me sends off a comm to the DND chaps...
Uh, oh...
/me sends off a comm to the DND chaps...
Oooh, DND are gonna be so mad Lecter's eating their girlfriends...