C is for cookie, that's good enoguh for me...

*we need a post count*

D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh (E.Gorey)

anyway: he or she who opposes Her might and implicitly our glorious Serco, shall have a rendez-vous with the grim reaper.

My name is StarFreeze and I'm a Vendetta addict. ohh you say this is "Waylonites"...

Hi, my name is StarFreeze and I am a "Waylonite" and a "Vendetta addict".

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam...


...spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam


*eats the cookies*

Who else here is a follower of Lord Waylon, killing in his name?

I follow only the way of the soul as an expression of the will of Serco. She is my guiding light. She is my example. I will never bow to this Waylon of whom you speak, for he is but a pretender to real power.
-Serco Monk

I am a Waylonist, I pray for new stations every friday night and sacrifise virgins monthly.

All shall fall before the Power of the Waylonic Way.

And Waylon came down unto the people from the programming booth on high, and he said unto them;
"the stations shall be modular, and filled with light", and He made it so, and saw that this was good."
and he stated;
"now the signs shall be added, and a new holy language developed for the signs"{, and He made it so, and saw that this too was good.
and in all the sectors of vendetta, there was much rejoicing.


:)

((/EDIT: dont mind me, it's almost 1am and i'm a touch on the loopy side right now)))

I'll continue:


And Waylon did grin,
and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats. . .

skip a bit, brother.

as for my beliefs (in-game):
i pledge allegiance only to our Lord Serco, She who united us under Her rule of an iron fist.
try not to bar our and Her way, for we shall win through. any attacks upon her person and entourage will be met with dire retribution.

now. doesn't this belong in roleplaying?

" Killing in Waylon's name is obviously what waylon would want. (WWWW, better than WWWD, so clearly it's right.)"
-Why would Waylon want you to destroy the ships he so loving designed and crafted with his own hands?

Once the station has been implemented, thou shalt count to three, and the number of they counting shall be three...

I was rather impartial to this whole Waylonics movement until they declared Holy War (Jihad) on me and attacked me. But then I killed their second-in-command guy (hydro) and he kindly stopped the war-thing. :-P

Your are not a true waylonist if you kill in his name! Waylon wouldn't want it that way! Just think, what would waylon do?

WWWD? Hmmm.... so who's this hydrocarbon guy, then?

Lemming is a heretic, who has apparently split off and formed some silly peaceful Waylonites group. Killing in Waylon's name is obviously what waylon would want. (WWWW, better than WWWD, so clearly it's right.)

It's Suicidal Lemming to you.

Ouch.

meh... silly cultists.
we shall crush you and show you no mercy.

/me is a1k0nish

Since when has Waylon taken people to s0? :D