Now that I have your attention, Black Nine is once again hiring people. Please join. And right now, Carth is freaking out right next to me thinking that people will believe the title. Kinda funny that he thinks nobody here can take a joke. Oh, and he's covered in monkey blood. Innocent monkey blood. Murderer.

A witch! May we BURN Her?

She turned me into a newt!!!

Build a bridge out of her!

yea and God said, lay the smack down on his ass. And it was so. And he was burned, eaten, crapped out, and burned once more to a nice crispy charred-ness.

This just in, super extra happy points will be awarded to anyone who messes with Carth. No killing. He must be alive. That is NOT to say that he must be in one piece. I will accept just the brain. In a jar. A cracked jar. Bumping and shooting are allowed. Hurt as much as you want. "Accidents" may happen.

Perhaps you kind folks can enlighten me as to who this Carth Merrol person is, and why he slaughters thousands of cuddly talking baby monkeys. (Seriously I don't think I've ever SEEN anyone by the name of "Carth Merrol"...)