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The Dispatcher is missing. REWARD.

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Apr 30, 2005 UIT Border Patrol link
At approximately 12:00 GMT today, the Border Patrol Dispatcher disappeared. Investigation has failed to turn up any evidence as to where he was gone.
His signal was behaving strangely for almost an hour beforehand. He was on a mission investigating Betheshee C-4 when his signal first disappeared, then reappeared in Deneb. His signal subsequently disappeared again and reappeared back in Betheshee, and so on through Odia and Dau. A helpful Itani pilot attempted to repair him there, but his ship's autopilot activated and he set out for Latos N-15, our home station. Upon reaching Latos H-2, however, his signal severely redshifted and vanished entirely.
Any information on his location should be sent to me, Unit HA-7331x. A reward of 100,000 credits will be given if he is found! We are more than willing to exchange the cash value of the bulk of our equipment for the return of our Dispatcher.
Apr 30, 2005 Solra Bizna link
Did a guide go nuts? Sounds like a bunch of devwarps plus a ban to me...
-:sigma.SB
Apr 30, 2005 Beamrider link
This is grave news indeed!

Had the Dispatcher been displaying any particular behavioral changes in the past week? If the Dispatcher has gone rogue, or is malfunctioning, I fear your reward may quickly turn into a bounty.

I won't ask if the Dispatcher had any known enemies......

Did the Dispatcher's ship have any safeguards that would prevent it's operation by a another party?
Apr 30, 2005 Borb II link
I did nothing!

At least nothing that can be proven...
Apr 30, 2005 Apex link
I bet the Order of Akan did it..

I heard that the Border Patrol was really bothering them alot.
Apr 30, 2005 DekuDekuplex Ornitier link
Re: UIT Border Patrol

> A helpful Itani pilot attempted to repair him there, but his ship's autopilot
> activated and he set out for Latos N-15, our home station. Upon reaching Latos
> H-2, however, his signal severely redshifted and vanished entirely.


I was the "helpful Itani pilot" who repaired him from about 5% to about 33% before he suddenly warped out. Unit HA-7331x, thank you for the reward for helping out.

When he entered Betheshee C-4, he asked, "What is this?" before suddenly reappearing in Deneb. He did later mention that people should stay away from Betheshee C-4. However, I still haven't spotted him again.

According to a fellow guild member at that time, he kept phasing in and out of the universe. My guess is that he must have discovered some kind of phase disruptor in Betheshee C-4 that eventually phased him, either temporarily or permanently, into either a parallel universe or an undiscovered quadrant.

-- DekuDekuplex Ornitier
Apr 30, 2005 Beamrider link
There wasn't by any chance any beer involved was there?

I seem to remember hearing something about beer a few weeks ago....
Apr 30, 2005 Borb II link
Hmm, well Martin, Shape and Holden ran off with a few cases of my Serco Roid Rammers to a party with some VPRs...
May 01, 2005 leapfrog link
Hummm... and besides having mates hungo - erm, on med leave for three days... a few came down with an interesting rash that our medics had to treat. Kinda itchy in the flightsuits... and it was *all* related to the Roid Rammers... danged sneaky pie-rats.
Seta
May 01, 2005 Borb II link
Next time I'm not gonna belive them when they tell me there is some one in the bar asking to hire me for 5 mil to escort them on a trade run...

We'll watch your ship they said, we don't want you too miss out on this great opertunity they said, don't want to be poor forever they said. Next time I'm lock'in my ship too.
May 02, 2005 greengeek link
I spotted the Dispatcher this evening in Latos H-2. I attempted to establish contact, but his response was garbled with some sort of electronic noise or encoding. I have posted an excerpt below.

[Mon May 2 02:24:57 2005] You are entering Latos H-2
[Mon May 2 02:25:15 2005] 00ff00<Border Patrol Dispatcher> Å"T?•ôõéLÏ lÛÜoâ ?ïÃJÚ+1 Q?
[Mon May 2 02:25:20 2005] 00ff00<Border Patrol Dispatcher> ?jT??Hpx•Zö?'p(X4ÙÒ±€‹©9?¬Ñöù^¯?ê7HÁ\˜ñ:§õIÃÁd´—Ïìl©uD
[Mon May 2 02:25:22 2005] 00ff00<Border Patrol Dispatcher> ѧû?!™*kÃßåüÆZµ™VË™óä„hí
[Mon May 2 02:25:23 2005] 00ff00<Border Patrol Dispatcher> O¢âÅ…u?Çt{í¯<Èü0K‚?#—[UŸ£vçXßMæ, ·÷.<*1óg?:ÿJ#[ëNU¶m?»È !¸º±S¯4
[Mon May 2 02:25:28 2005] 80ff80->Border Patrol Dispatcher: Can you understand me?

The Dispatcher disappeared at this point, and one of the Border Patrol arrived.
[Mon May 2 02:25:56 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Border Patrol HA-7331x> Sorry for the trouble, his signal has disappeared.

The Dispatcher reappeared a few minutes later.
[Mon May 2 02:30:17 2005] 00ff00<Nerde Verde> There he is
[Mon May 2 02:30:20 2005] 00ff00<Border Patrol Dispatcher> Å"T?•ôõéLÏ lÛÜoâ ?ïÃJÚ+1 Q?
[Mon May 2 02:30:21 2005] 00ff00<Border Patrol Dispatcher> ѧû?!™*kÃßåüÆZµ™VË™óä„hí
[Mon May 2 02:30:22 2005] 00ff00<Border Patrol Dispatcher> ?jT??Hpx•Zö?'p(X4ÙÒ±€‹©9?¬Ñöù^¯?ê7HÁ\˜ñ:§õIÃÁd´—Ïìl©uD
[Mon May 2 02:30:22 2005] 00ff00<Border Patrol Dispatcher> O¢âÅ…u?Çt{í¯<Èü0K‚?#—[UŸ£vçXßMæ, ·÷.<*1óg?:ÿJ#[ëNU¶m?»È !¸º±S¯4

That was the last we saw of the Dispatcher.

My ship's computer attempted, in vain, to determine the encoding used by this
transmission, but produced only errors like : CTextDraw warning: trying to display character 4294967217 ('±')

I will record a copy of my logs and attempt to decipher the Dispatcher's transmission.
May 02, 2005 Churin Imami link
Soon, I will be in the same place as the Dispatcher. I will try to send word back if I meet him.
May 02, 2005 Martin.mac.au link
I found him a few minutes ago. Seems to be suffering from too much yoda keyboard syndrome

[Mon May 2 18:59:00 2005] 00ff00<Border Patrol Dispatcher> Fkf"kv"umpi=
[Mon May 2 18:59:01 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Kestrel Parker> o_O is border patrol an actual person?
[Mon May 2 18:59:02 2005] 00ff00<Border Patrol Dispatcher> Fcookv#
[Mon May 2 18:59:05 2005] 0050f0[201] Transport left for Bractus System, Sector E-2
[Mon May 2 18:59:05 2005] 00ff00<Border Patrol Dispatcher> K"ucq"qwpg"K"jcf"kv,,,
[Mon May 2 18:59:08 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Renegade ++RIP++> ppff the protaris is moving through the roidbelt
[Mon May 2 18:59:09 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Martin.mac.au> umm i found him
[Mon May 2 18:59:14 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Martin.mac.au> he's talking jibberish
[Mon May 2 18:59:17 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Martin.mac.au> can i shoot him
[Mon May 2 18:59:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]0 logs off
[Mon May 2 18:59:32 2005] 28b4f0[100]<Martin.mac.au> hey where'd he go
May 02, 2005 Solra Bizna link
Ooh, something to occupy my mind!
I can't make any sense of the first "jumble," aside from the fact that his second transmission is almost identical to his first. The second one's a piece of cake, though. The second least significant bit is flipped on all the characters.
Fkf"kv"umpi= (Did it work?)
Fcookv# (Dammit!)
K"ucq"qwpg"K"jcf"kv,,, (I was sure I had it...)
You can deposit the 100,000 in my ELIT Bank account.
-:sigma.SB
May 02, 2005 UIT Border Patrol link
Thank you for deciphering the message, but this does not directly lead to us recovering the Dispatcher, so you have not earned the 100,000 credits.
May 02, 2005 Borb II link
I kinda thoght Fcookv was a wee bit more then dammit. :P

I wonder if the stygain (sp?) have any thing to do with this.
May 06, 2005 jmc link
Missing Dispatcher, eh?

/me points to 'The hive queens are up to something' post.

Come to think of it, I did see some strange wormholes around the times concerned...I believe one of them released a party of 12-foot high market analysts and another an unspecified quantity of poached eggs.

ZY
May 11, 2005 UIT Border Patrol link
Thanks to help from Mecha Touriuas, the Border Patrol Dispatcher has been safely recovered.
May 11, 2005 Touriaus link
no problem anytime the BP needs help just give me a call
May 11, 2005 dbr066 link
ok... somebody spill! I've been reading these postings and then it just STOPPED!!!! WHAT REALLY HAPPENED? Didn't mean to scream but I just want to know how the story ends!!!!!