I was at deneb, e7 just hanging out, those mean BP missions were gone, and everyone left for a bit. I was flying around, looking at the many IceYO's, when I saw one that looked preeeettty. as I was looking at it, I saw a blue, in a Valkry vengnce, that looked like he was sure he was hip Sur' nuf'. I called him sector chat since my roid was lookin' cooler the a fleet a frigates. "hey, mumssh, come look at the roid, its like a fun mirror."
as he got closer, he stayed so he didn't get too close. I was able to tell he wasn't too sure, thats the sur' truth. I started getting a little evil here. a funny grin. a "heh" to myself and I called "hey, it looks really cool if you move up and down" at this point, he got closer, 100m from me, my wraith was loaded with nut Mk II and some chaos swarms that made my ship stronger then that frigate over there. since my ebil-ness hadd still taken me, I fired. nuts. swarms. and that guy's valk was dead before he was able to move. I sorta' did him a favor anyway. there was a scratch on it.

the end.

just a note : that story is true. :) go read Brer rabbit, that stuff is funny sur' nuf'.

shiny things have claimed the lives of so many innosent pilots.

yes.

Nut guns? Interesting

Aye, matey. If'n they hit yez, they nut yez. Just yez look out fer me box-yer-ears cannon!

me wants some nut guns!!!! :D

o.0

so did you like the story, or not? (yes, it WAS true)

So to summarize. You coerced an itani to check out an asteroid while they were doing BP missions and swarmed them.

Soo.........where's the story?

boom.