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Public Declaration of Arch Nemisisity/Rivalry
I, Smittens, hereby call forth Kixkizzle to be my Arch Nemisis/Rival. I have known him since I began playing and we have always been fairly evenly matched (me covers his ears and hums loudly). YOU HATH BEEN WARNED KIX.
I, Kixkizzle, hereby accept the Arch Nemisis/Rivalry Declaration under the following circumstances:
1) You understand that you shall honor my radar by hailing me with insults before you engage me in battle. This is not for my own protection but merely for your protection from my wrath.
2) Every chance we have should be used to insult each other in a purely role playing fashion.
ex: Stinkin Itani, Running Itani, Spamming Itani etc...
Serco Scum, Red Neck, Metal Mouth, Prom Jock etc...
3) Any duels that shall be requested MUST be honored. The only circumstances that are acceptable in denying a duel would be if the requested ship and equipment are not a balanced combination/or RL constraints.
4) Any running from a fight, unless unevenly begun, shall be met with scorn and much public humiliation in channel 100.
My on going acceptance of the position of Arch Nemesis of Smittens will be contingent upon the above outlined principles.
1) You understand that you shall honor my radar by hailing me with insults before you engage me in battle. This is not for my own protection but merely for your protection from my wrath.
2) Every chance we have should be used to insult each other in a purely role playing fashion.
ex: Stinkin Itani, Running Itani, Spamming Itani etc...
Serco Scum, Red Neck, Metal Mouth, Prom Jock etc...
3) Any duels that shall be requested MUST be honored. The only circumstances that are acceptable in denying a duel would be if the requested ship and equipment are not a balanced combination/or RL constraints.
4) Any running from a fight, unless unevenly begun, shall be met with scorn and much public humiliation in channel 100.
My on going acceptance of the position of Arch Nemesis of Smittens will be contingent upon the above outlined principles.
I love it.
I wonder who my arch nemesis should be. :D
I wonder who my arch nemesis should be. :D
Haha awesome... I look forward to this
Haha, this pwns. And y'all should like kill any one other then your self's that would dare insult the other guy.
ROFLMAO!!! That's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time
If only Spider were still here! Come back Spider, you were the best enemy I ever had!
Kix... you forgot one insult that must be used... "Fleshbag"
And... archnemesis? I'll need to find someone as unskilled in combat as myself... then again... dodging rails is fun.
And... archnemesis? I'll need to find someone as unskilled in combat as myself... then again... dodging rails is fun.
I, Smittens Teh Awesome, accept your conditions. LET THE NEMISISITY/RIVALRY OF ARCH-OSITY BEGIN
Damn Smittens you stole Kix from me!.
Errrrm, Kix........can i still throw my "!!!!!" from time to time when smittens is not around? Please?
:P
Errrrm, Kix........can i still throw my "!!!!!" from time to time when smittens is not around? Please?
:P
Sure, but don't let smitti see it.
*Poof- Is Starbucks Ninja*
Don't worry, Smitt's an idiot. He couldn't see a paper bag if it were....in front of him.
Don't worry, Smitt's an idiot. He couldn't see a paper bag if it were....in front of him.
It begins again...
This thread is fucking awesome. I hereby nominate it to be recognized publicly as the most ingenious thread of the year in which it began, 2005.