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The 1 Million Credit Ganker Challenge

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Sep 05, 2005 tumblemonster link
This is a challenge to all the gankers in b8 tonight. Personally, I don't see what's so fun about waiting around with 3 of your buddies to kill the one guy who's not like the other, but I do understand that most of you couldn't win a fight on your own, and so gank other people so you feel some kind of success. If you feel this is untrue, read on...

---THE ONE MILLION CREDIT GANKER CHALLENGE---

I will pay 1 million credits to the first of you to beat me in 3 out of 5 1on1 fights. The rules are as follows:

1. Fights must take place in Sedina B8. If we are interrupted by attack from other players or bots the contest is void, no matter how far along it has gone.

2. No seeking missles. They're only for people who can't fight, and you can fight, right?

Find me in game if you feel up to the challenge. Or keep ganking like a punk, because hey, at least you'll get some kills.
Sep 05, 2005 LeberMac link
Well, I'm not a ganker, but I'll gladly take you up on the offer, tumble. (P.S. I thought you left, punk!)

In fact, if I ONLY beat you 3 out of 5 *I* will pay *YOU* 1 million credits.

Let's do the fights elsewhere than B-8, tho, OK? Like C-7?
Sep 05, 2005 moldyman link
Tumble sorry about fooz. Gotta talk to him, but he logged after he ganked you. Hope that his actions don't reflect on us all, yet. If it continues to happen and we do nothing about it, judge us, but not before. Again I apologize on behalf of the CDC and fooz.
Sep 06, 2005 tumblemonster link
Well Leber, obviosly this is targeted at the gank squad from earlier tonight. I want them in b8 because it forces all of them to change or no one gets paid.

Howver, if you want ot have a personal 1 million credit tourney with me, lets do it!

-tm
Sep 06, 2005 LeberMac link
Oh, OK. Well, I'd like to see the gank squad get creamed FIRST, then we can have our tourney.

Why not have some other folks join in as well? Me & tumble will both pop in 1 million credits.

We'll have an "open" tournament. One bracket for lights, one bracket for heavies.

Whaddya think? (As a play on words, we can call it the CGC, the Credit Ganker Challenge)
Sep 06, 2005 tumblemonster link
Sounds good Leber!

---ANNOUCING THE CREDIT GANKER CHALLENGE! A LEBER-MONSTER COMBAT TOURNAMENT!---
Sep 06, 2005 genka link
OH MY GOD.
AN ENTIRE MILLION!!!!!!

I THINK I R GUNNA DIE FRUM THE EXCREMENT!
I MEN ECKSITMENT
Sep 06, 2005 tumblemonster link
Genka, I've got a challenge for you. I challenge you to keep your obnoxious, smartass derogatory comments out of one thread. Just one. There are a lot of to choose from, I know you can do it! Just one! Think karma. Maybe you'll be rewarded! Maybe the school nerd won't beat you up tomorrow! It could happen!
Sep 06, 2005 genka link
Will you give me a mill for it?
Sep 06, 2005 Spellcast link
he allready won that challenge tumblemonster. he has yet to post in "genka's thread" over in off topic.
Sep 06, 2005 Celkan link
I'll give him a million on any character he chooses if he can keep his obnoxious, smartass derogatory comments out of the entire forum (and I mean all parts thereof) for a week. This of course applies only to new posts after he accepts the challenge... if he does accept it.
Sep 06, 2005 genka link
Done. Jailbird wants a mill in a week silvoisplait
Sep 06, 2005 Martin link
So does this mean that for a million a week we can shut genka up?

Deal!!! I'll pay for the first year.
Sep 06, 2005 Harry Seldon link
bah, where's the fun in that? :P
Sep 06, 2005 Genka Review Board link
Genka Post :

OH MY GOD.
AN ENTIRE MILLION!!!!!!

I THINK I R GUNNA DIE FRUM THE EXCREMENT!
I MEN ECKSITMENT

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[ ] Hilarious
[ ] Funny
[ ] Mildly Amusing
[ ] Mediocre
[x] Poor
[ ] Pathetic

Commentary :

This post is an attempt at parody. Specifically, it tries to mock the protaganists of this thread by implying that they are actually egoistic and childish.

However, it is not a good troll. Indeed, it is more of a "cheapshot" than a real troll.
Sep 07, 2005 Touriaus link
rofl the GRB strikes again.
Sep 09, 2005 genka link
So, you think you had me, lover of anime? Well guess what! The great and mighty me isn't for sale!
So suck it, androgynous newb ninny. Hah.
Sep 09, 2005 LeberMac link
So, you think you had me, lover of anime? Well guess what! The great and mighty me isn't for sale!
So suck it, androgynous newb ninny. Hah.


Erm. Does that troll/flame make Miharu a winner? Or just make genka a loser?

ooop. Too late.
Sep 09, 2005 Genka Review Board link
[Genka Review Issue 5]

Genka Post :

So, you think you had me, lover of anime? Well guess what! The great and mighty me isn't for sale!
So suck it, androgynous newb ninny. Hah.

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[ ] Hilarious
[ ] Funny
[ ] Mildly Amusing
[ ] Mediocre
[ ] Poor
[x] Pathetic

Commentary :

This troll aims to be a comeback to recent events; it is an attempt to announce to the VO forums that Genka has principles and that his silence is not available for purchase.

However, as another poster has responded in this thread, this comeback is too little, though in the opinion of this Board, it would not have been too late if a much more assertive and aggressive troll has been posted instead of the defensive sounding post that this is.

Indeed, a better strategy would have been to declare victory that his trolling has achieved monetary reward, and thus leaving him the winner. This retreat is surprising, and disappointing, to the Board.
Sep 09, 2005 genka link
Leber, Some people lose and go crazy trying to convince themselves they've won. I like to think of myself as a person that admits that he's lost, and I lost when I accepted this "challenge"

GRB: http://lib.ru/STRUGACKIE/trojka2.txt