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Spike skematics reward
I will be offering 2Mil if i can get location of spike schematics that are rumored to be in Jexs hands and no payment until i see it
After careful examination it turns out the schematics are a recipie for deluxe brownies- extra-chocolate.
Indeed, I have no such schematics nor a secret base. Baseless accusations from a bitter former employee, most likely.
I also do not own an image of Deep Blue's core software.
I also do not own an image of Deep Blue's core software.
my TPG contact tells me that they may be in Sedina or Azek.
I'll offer protection for Jex Kerome, say for around 20mil creds. Ok maybe 5 mil is more appropriate.
Are they.... special brownies?
:)
:)
Strangely, the schematics of Deep Blue are very similar to a recipie for deluxe brownies-extra-chocolate.
Hrm. I'll have to fix that.
/me works up a new Computer Core which will be free of the BLAK.hell virus AND the Neural Spike's influence.
Hrm. I'll have to fix that.
/me works up a new Computer Core which will be free of the BLAK.hell virus AND the Neural Spike's influence.
Leber, kind of like the Faerie Cake from the Total Perspective Vortex?
For those poor, unenlightened sods:
The Total Perspective Vortex, in the fictional world of Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, is the most horrible torture device a sentient being can be subjected to. Located on Frogstar World B, it shows its victim the entire unimaginable infinity of creation with a very tiny marker that says "You Are Here".
The machine was originally invented by one Trin Tragula in order to annoy his wife. Because she was forever nagging him for having no sense of proportion, he decided to invent something that would show her what having a sense of proportion really meant. Unfortunately the shock of being placed in the Vortex destroyed her brain, but Trin Tragula's grief was tempered by the knowledge that he had been right and she had been wrong. The Total Perspective Vortex had proved that in an infinite universe the one thing sentient life cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.
The machine produces a VR model of the entire universe by means of the axiom that any piece of matter is affected by all other matter. The Vortex reconstructs the universe through computer processing of a high-resolution scan of a small piece of fairy cake.
Only Zaphod Beeblebrox is reported to have survived the Vortex unscathed (and to then have eaten the small piece of fairy cake). This may be due to the fact that he has an ego the size of the universe, or more likely that the Vortex he entered was in fact in an artificial universe, which had been specially created for his benefit (thus making him the most important being in it).
Source'd to here because I didn't want to look it up and type it all myself :P : http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Total-Perspective-Vortex
For those poor, unenlightened sods:
The Total Perspective Vortex, in the fictional world of Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, is the most horrible torture device a sentient being can be subjected to. Located on Frogstar World B, it shows its victim the entire unimaginable infinity of creation with a very tiny marker that says "You Are Here".
The machine was originally invented by one Trin Tragula in order to annoy his wife. Because she was forever nagging him for having no sense of proportion, he decided to invent something that would show her what having a sense of proportion really meant. Unfortunately the shock of being placed in the Vortex destroyed her brain, but Trin Tragula's grief was tempered by the knowledge that he had been right and she had been wrong. The Total Perspective Vortex had proved that in an infinite universe the one thing sentient life cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.
The machine produces a VR model of the entire universe by means of the axiom that any piece of matter is affected by all other matter. The Vortex reconstructs the universe through computer processing of a high-resolution scan of a small piece of fairy cake.
Only Zaphod Beeblebrox is reported to have survived the Vortex unscathed (and to then have eaten the small piece of fairy cake). This may be due to the fact that he has an ego the size of the universe, or more likely that the Vortex he entered was in fact in an artificial universe, which had been specially created for his benefit (thus making him the most important being in it).
Source'd to here because I didn't want to look it up and type it all myself :P : http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Total-Perspective-Vortex
LOL Yes, Seldon. Exactly like that. >:P
I'll pay good cash to whoever gets me a copy of the new Deep Blue core software, as soon as Lebermac finishes it.
Of course, I could also pay in large amounts of tequila.
Not that I'm bribing Lebermac.
Or anything.
Of course, I could also pay in large amounts of tequila.
Not that I'm bribing Lebermac.
Or anything.
I'll never talk re: "Deep Blue 2"
But I COULD share a kickass brownie recipie with you!
But I COULD share a kickass brownie recipie with you!
/me quickly adds some chocolate chips to Deep Blue 2
I use a peantbutter and creamcheese frosting for my special peanutbutter cup brownies.
So where's my kickass brownie recipe?