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LeberMac's Advertising Service

Sep 30, 2005 LeberMac link
In the fine tradition of UIT corporate whores, I will dedicate myself EXCLUSIVELY to the advertising (in a mainly positive way) of your product/guild/opinions. Nothing TOO derogatory will be said, but I am willing to advertise on channel 100 for you or your guild.

This week - with a retainer of 2 million credits or more, a free poster is included, to be posted in the forum of your choice on the VO boards, I'll host the image on my own server, so you don;t need to worry about that.

All offers will be considered. No reasonable offer refused!

I am available for Ads on [100] exclusively on a weekly basis. I will take only one client per week, minimum sponsorship for advertising is 500,000 cr. Advertising contracts will be reviewed on a weekly basis.

Non-exclusive advertisements include Posters and web ads, which are contracted for individually.

So far we have:
1. Ory'Hara in his Anti-[SCAR] mudslinging campaign which is ending tonight after a three-week run.
2. Zoras Ock and [SCAR] with a possible positive spin on the [SCAR] guild.

Sep 30, 2005 johnhawl218 link
"2. Zoras Ock and [SCAR] with a possible positive spin on the [SCAR] guild."

LOL, Yah, like this will happen.
Sep 30, 2005 LeberMac link
Money talks. >:)
Sep 30, 2005 Ory''Hara link
i'll b in game l8r 2nite, but i make 1 millon offer atm for continuation of anti scar!
Sep 30, 2005 icbm1987 link
I'll give you 1 million... and a week of not killing Leber's centaur.

Or 2 million... if I get back to some trading.
Sep 30, 2005 Celkan link
I think if Leber wants his tequila he'll start advertising for me--I might even sell the tequila to him for a reduced price or even for free as payment ;)
Sep 30, 2005 LeberMac link
/me considers Miharu's offer briefly then laughs all the way to the bank. Ha!
I'll buy all the tequila I WANT for [SCAR]'s 2 million!
Sep 30, 2005 tumblemonster link
I would like to negotiate a campaign to sell my insurance. I will offer lifetime protection insurance from me. I won't pay you anything leber, but instead not kill you for the duration of the ad campaign.

Do it or else!
Sep 30, 2005 jexkerome link
Interesting. Sounds like the perfect way for an old trader to untarnish his image and maybe gather some new retainers...
Oct 01, 2005 leapfrog link
Doncha just love tumble's persuasive ways?
Oct 01, 2005 Will Roberts link
Hmmm, LeberMercials.
Oct 01, 2005 LeberMac link
That's LeberMercials™, Will...
Oct 01, 2005 Corbin Armond link
I may be interested. Msg me in-game.
Oct 01, 2005 Will Roberts link
Hey Leber, I've got an idea for an in-game ad-blocker I'd like to sell...
Oct 01, 2005 who? me? link
ad blocker hahahaha!
Oct 01, 2005 LeberMac link
You'd need to buy the LeberMercial™ AdBlocker™ Service from me, Will. It's always 500,000 cr more than the going Ad rate that week.
Oct 01, 2005 who? me? link
nah its free
Oct 01, 2005 LeberMac link
For the week of October 2, 4433, my services have been contracted by Ory'Hara, with an additional single-ad-purchase by Master Vandar of [SKV].

I'll be running more of your favorite anti-[SCAR] ads all week, PLUS a special appearance at a peak activity time of the [SKV] ad.

No buyer put enough into the pot to obtain the poster, perhaps next week.

And I was the winning Racer in the Deneb Run, which gets my sponsor even MORE publicity.