Who will fear a kid who can't even handle his own graphic card, really?

OOC: No it's cool Lebermac, its not that bad :D

But back to character, I challenge you Ory'Hara, come forward and start slandering us yourself if you feel so passionately about it, coward.

Oh, good, 'cause I've got some more material that's just too long for channel 100...

An Itani wanted to become Serco. He visited a renowned doctor on Sol II to see about the operation. The doctor agreed, but cautioned the itani: "This is a delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong, in order to make you a true Serco I will have to remove half your brain."
"That's OK Doc," the Itani said, "I really want to be Serco and I'm prepared to take that chance!"
The Itani underwent the operation, but awoke to find the doctor with an ashen expression of horror:" I'm sorry, but instead of removing half the brain, we accidentally took out the WHOLE brain!" I'm afraid you'll never work again.
"That's OK Doc, " the patient replied, "I hear [SCAR] needs pilots!"

[VPR] had rounded up some suspects for a police lineup where a trader had been robbed in Sedina.
When Viper detectives asked each pilot in the lineup to say the words "Give me all your cargo or I'll shoot," the lone [SCAR] pilot in the lineup shouted "That's not what I said!"

One day in Sedina I ran into Dr. Lecter in the bar. I asked him if he wanted to hear a [SCAR] joke. He pointed to BUNNY in the corner of the bar and said "She's [SCAR]." He looked three seats down at the bar and nodded to Mecha Touriaus, who was also [SCAR]. And he pointed to the guy tending bar at the time, Zoras Ock, and said "Lotsa [SCAR] here, you sure you wanna tell any [SCAR] jokes in here?"
I shrugged and replied, ``I guess I won't tell that joke after all. I'd have to explain it three times.''

*Zoras chuckles at Leber's Centaur flying*

*snuickers at LeberMac postes*

*flape her wings and sip some coffe*

Re: Lebermac's last joke.

I thought you were gonna end it with "no need, Bunny, Zoras and Mecha already are [SCAR] jokes!"

Well, they are, aren't they?

Oooooh. BURN! ROTFLOL jex!

Currently, BUNNY is not in SCAR at the moment. But she can still bust your butt none the less.

Awwww. What happened to my darling BUNNY?

Correction, she's back in SCAR and can totally kick your butt.

SCAR doesn't pirate. What bull

ROFL okay so that was directed at scar but that was some funy jokes man.

BUNNY can kick MY butt or just butts in general? And being in [SCAR] magically increases your butt-kicking potential?

She'll have to stop running out of flares, then, and making a "strategic withdrawl" when out of ammo. Tell her to equip some energy weaps sometime, and we'll mix it up more often.

umm, yes, it has been proven by independent scientists that being in SCAR does increase your butt kicking ability, especially in your case.

And I'll pass that thought of yours along to her.

Leber, don't speak of flares in such a way. I might need to level moldyman up to kick your butt. =P

Monk... I hate you and your homing missile spam.

You need to learn how to use energy though.

/me gives Commander MoldyMonk a quizzical look

"Seekers? Tell me, what rule of conduct did Zoras break to permit the use of seekers on him? I seriously hope it was a major infraction, or I'll be rather disapointed."

-Lt. CNH

PS I'm no big fan of [SCAR], but some of the members are honorable enough at times. Just don't go shooting them, or otherwise ruining their mood. Unfortunately, this changes little from the previous take on piracy "SCAR doesn't condone piracy, but its doesn't not condone piracy"...well a small step in the right direction is still a good thing.