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Recent galactic events have caused a depression. A disaster in Helios, the disappearance of the Neural Spike, and an escalation of the Serco/Itani war impact the entire galactic economy. While the effects of this depression have yet to be seriously felt, cost inflation is inevitable. Ship, cargo and weapon prices will soon increase by orders of magnitude, adding to the financial and personal risk undertaken by traders from every nation.
At this time of new financial hardship, can you afford to be pirated?
For a limited time only, Tumblemonster Protection Insurance Inc. is offering LIFETIME protection from Tumblemonster, for the low low price of 15 Million Credits! You read it correctly. For a limited time, 15 Million Credits buys you LIFE LONG protection from Tumblemonster.
With the ever increasing costs of ships and equipment, can you afford NOT to be insured?
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Recent galactic events have caused a depression. A disaster in Helios, the disappearance of the Neural Spike, and an escalation of the Serco/Itani war impact the entire galactic economy. While the effects of this depression have yet to be seriously felt, cost inflation is inevitable. Ship, cargo and weapon prices will soon increase by orders of magnitude, adding to the financial and personal risk undertaken by traders from every nation.
At this time of new financial hardship, can you afford to be pirated?
For a limited time only, Tumblemonster Protection Insurance Inc. is offering LIFETIME protection from Tumblemonster, for the low low price of 15 Million Credits! You read it correctly. For a limited time, 15 Million Credits buys you LIFE LONG protection from Tumblemonster.
With the ever increasing costs of ships and equipment, can you afford NOT to be insured?
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too bad i dont have 15 million credits
LOL Always the opportunist...
I will shoot any idiot who buys this insurance. >:P
I will shoot any idiot who buys this insurance. >:P
Hmm, and I will shoot anyone who shoots the idiots who buy this insurance!!!
YAAAYS!
YAAAYS!
But... Who will shoot Gavan?
Ask not whom other players will shoot for you, but whom you can shoot for other players!
C'mon c'mon people, back on topic! Tumble, I will be the first to purchase this insurance from you. Although, I would like to add one revision. You won't be able to shoot me, but I can still shoot you :)
LOL!
Don't be too afraid of Leber shooting you folks, he's a terrible shot!
-tm
Don't be too afraid of Leber shooting you folks, he's a terrible shot!
-tm
quite horrible he is
Indeed I am. But I never resort to swarms! Nevah!
Now if you would all just stand still, please, OK that's great...
<click> OUT OF AMMO!!
Damn...
How much is that insurance again, Tumble?
Now if you would all just stand still, please, OK that's great...
<click> OUT OF AMMO!!
Damn...
How much is that insurance again, Tumble?
The lebertaur is not to be feared.
Do you offer daily insurance again? Does it actually make sense?
15 mil is a good deal...just last week the premium for lifetime protection was 30 mil!
Buy now
Mar Ani
(can I have my insurance free now?)
Buy now
Mar Ani
(can I have my insurance free now?)
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Introducing the Tumblemonster Referral Program! For every new Insuree you refer to the Tumblemonster Protection Insurance, you'll recieve a 1 million credit discount on your policy!
ACT NOW!
TUMBLEMONSTER PROTECTION INSURANCE: BECAUSE IF TUMBLEMONSTER KILLS YOU, YOU'LL BE DEAD FROM IT.
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Introducing the Tumblemonster Referral Program! For every new Insuree you refer to the Tumblemonster Protection Insurance, you'll recieve a 1 million credit discount on your policy!
ACT NOW!
TUMBLEMONSTER PROTECTION INSURANCE: BECAUSE IF TUMBLEMONSTER KILLS YOU, YOU'LL BE DEAD FROM IT.
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ROFL tumble nice slogan!
"TUMBLEMONSTER PROTECTION INSURANCE: BECAUSE IF TUMBLEMONSTER KILLS YOU, YOU'LL BE DEAD FROM IT."
Ahh, we grow more alike every day
Ahh, we grow more alike every day
How about:
TUMBLEMONSTER PROTECTION INSURANCE: BECAUSE OWNING IT MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
TUMBLEMONSTER PROTECTION INSURANCE: BECAUSE OWNING IT MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
tumblemonster.. *looks around*
what kind of beeing would that be ?
furry ??
round ??
evil ??
*smiles* ahh,, an evil smiling furry round monster that is a pirate,, good,, now i have a picture in my head of you *S*
*flap her wings and grab some more coffe*
what kind of beeing would that be ?
furry ??
round ??
evil ??
*smiles* ahh,, an evil smiling furry round monster that is a pirate,, good,, now i have a picture in my head of you *S*
*flap her wings and grab some more coffe*
WTF?!?
I'm not sure what Kalima is talking about half the time, I want some of the 'ludes that she's on. However, tumblemonster as a Pirate Tribble is REALLY FUNNY...
I'm not sure what Kalima is talking about half the time, I want some of the 'ludes that she's on. However, tumblemonster as a Pirate Tribble is REALLY FUNNY...
ahaha... Pirate Tribbles...