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Heya MoldyPunk, it's LeberMac. Remember to mine a little extra before the Corporate Sectors run tonight, to make sure you can pay me my million credits for winning again.
Oh, and I took over your apartment in Corvus Hold, next to the Makchuga. You really should clean out the browser cache in the in-apartment 'net viewer. Good thing I found the images and not Miharu...
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Heya MoldyPunk, it's LeberMac. Remember to mine a little extra before the Corporate Sectors run tonight, to make sure you can pay me my million credits for winning again.
Oh, and I took over your apartment in Corvus Hold, next to the Makchuga. You really should clean out the browser cache in the in-apartment 'net viewer. Good thing I found the images and not Miharu...
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*BEEEP*
Hiya Monk!
It's Miharu.
Leber was smirking about something this morning when he came in for his morning dose of tequila... I asked him what it was about, but he refused to tell me and said to ask you.
What is he talking about? I'm really curious...
Oh, I'm not likely going to be available for the party this evening after the Corporate Sectors Run; I've got something to do this evening that might keep me from being at the bar around then.
Just in case, I've got Joyce covering for me, so if you guys need drinks and what-not after the race, just ask her.
[silence]
If I don't find out from Leber what this thing that he is talking about is, I'm coming after you.
[sound of SKOM loading]
Clear?
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Hiya Monk!
It's Miharu.
Leber was smirking about something this morning when he came in for his morning dose of tequila... I asked him what it was about, but he refused to tell me and said to ask you.
What is he talking about? I'm really curious...
Oh, I'm not likely going to be available for the party this evening after the Corporate Sectors Run; I've got something to do this evening that might keep me from being at the bar around then.
Just in case, I've got Joyce covering for me, so if you guys need drinks and what-not after the race, just ask her.
[silence]
If I don't find out from Leber what this thing that he is talking about is, I'm coming after you.
[sound of SKOM loading]
Clear?
*CLICK*
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monkey boy! i told you not to give those papers to the press! you may remember that i aquired a tape of you and a certain female awhile back? i've been sitting on it, waiting for the right time to reveal your dark side. I'll be waiting for another slip up, and when it happens, ooh boy!
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if you'd like to make a call please hang up and try again.
if you need help hang up, and then dial your operator.
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*annoying beeping sounds*
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monkey boy! i told you not to give those papers to the press! you may remember that i aquired a tape of you and a certain female awhile back? i've been sitting on it, waiting for the right time to reveal your dark side. I'll be waiting for another slip up, and when it happens, ooh boy!
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if you'd like to make a call please hang up and try again.
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*annoying beeping sounds*
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Mr. Monk, my name is Pheebus Reeburn and I'm calling to discuss with you the possability of our firm becoming one of your racing teams sponsors. We are the makers of Orion Sparkling Tequila Cola Pops and our marketing department feels that the publicity of your recent victory and the dashing image you cut with our female demographic would be a great fit!
If you are interested please be sure to call us back at Orion Nine-Seven-Nine-Fo
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Mr. Monk, my name is Pheebus Reeburn and I'm calling to discuss with you the possability of our firm becoming one of your racing teams sponsors. We are the makers of Orion Sparkling Tequila Cola Pops and our marketing department feels that the publicity of your recent victory and the dashing image you cut with our female demographic would be a great fit!
If you are interested please be sure to call us back at Orion Nine-Seven-Nine-Fo
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*heavy breathing*
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Umm.. its me Monk.. kinda called the wrong number i found out,, umm.. it wasnt you,, *mumble something* umm.. I said youre name.. but.. *umm* It was on the same party thou.. I think..
Really sorry, but you and this .. other.. has almost the same phone nr,i wrote it right next to youres..,kinda pirate guy,never knew his name actually.., has this cute tatoo of a care bear,, umm.. you didnt need to know that,,
umm.. sorry about that..
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Hope you are havinga great vacation *nerveus giggle*
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Umm.. its me Monk.. kinda called the wrong number i found out,, umm.. it wasnt you,, *mumble something* umm.. I said youre name.. but.. *umm* It was on the same party thou.. I think..
Really sorry, but you and this .. other.. has almost the same phone nr,i wrote it right next to youres..,kinda pirate guy,never knew his name actually.., has this cute tatoo of a care bear,, umm.. you didnt need to know that,,
umm.. sorry about that..
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Hope you are havinga great vacation *nerveus giggle*
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*beep*
Hello...
Mr. MonkofAkan?... there seems to be a matter regarding a certain bounty that was recently placed on your...
[sound of scuffling]
BLAM BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM BLAM... thud...
hey, how'd he get in here?... well, take care of it... will, ya?
ahem... excuse me... a bounty recently placed on your head. I have reason to believe that a certain Unknow... [sound of comm] dispatch: "[4357]be advised, MonkofAkan dispatched by UPN... repeat, MonkofAkan dispatched by UPN... eighty-seven thirty-two"...
Nevermind...
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Hello...
Mr. MonkofAkan?... there seems to be a matter regarding a certain bounty that was recently placed on your...
[sound of scuffling]
BLAM BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM BLAM... thud...
hey, how'd he get in here?... well, take care of it... will, ya?
ahem... excuse me... a bounty recently placed on your head. I have reason to believe that a certain Unknow... [sound of comm] dispatch: "[4357]be advised, MonkofAkan dispatched by UPN... repeat, MonkofAkan dispatched by UPN... eighty-seven thirty-two"...
Nevermind...
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*beep*
Wow. I go on vacation for two days and look at all my messages.
Well, I'm back, but the nswering machine is still working. Leave messages at the beep
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Wow. I go on vacation for two days and look at all my messages.
Well, I'm back, but the nswering machine is still working. Leave messages at the beep
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BTW Leber, I'm taking my apartment out. Corvus cut the rent to 300k a month. So get all your nasty stuff out. I wouldn't want to "accidentally" find anything, now would I?
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BTW Leber, I'm taking my apartment out. Corvus cut the rent to 300k a month. So get all your nasty stuff out. I wouldn't want to "accidentally" find anything, now would I?
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Hello, the Cerebres Defense Council values your membership. As a show of our gratitude, we're giving you a special offer! With a contribution of --
*BEEP* Auto-Forcegrip Engaged *BEEP*
What the?!? *Gag* *cough* ...help... *gag*
*CRACK*
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*beep*
Hello, the Cerebres Defense Council values your membership. As a show of our gratitude, we're giving you a special offer! With a contribution of --
*BEEP* Auto-Forcegrip Engaged *BEEP*
What the?!? *Gag* *cough* ...help... *gag*
*CRACK*
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Monk, Jex again.
I ran into a mutual friend of ours who, under, um, let us say extreme duress, said that not only is Joyce still alive, but also that you have the hots for her.
Silly, I know, but he kinda died due to truth serum overdose, so we couldn't confirm either way.
Can you get back to me on this? It's kinda really really important.
Oh, and CDC's bonus for the job has already been paid, 'kay? Don't let them tell you otherwise.
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Monk, Jex again.
I ran into a mutual friend of ours who, under, um, let us say extreme duress, said that not only is Joyce still alive, but also that you have the hots for her.
Silly, I know, but he kinda died due to truth serum overdose, so we couldn't confirm either way.
Can you get back to me on this? It's kinda really really important.
Oh, and CDC's bonus for the job has already been paid, 'kay? Don't let them tell you otherwise.
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/me calls Jex and gets an answering machine......
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Oh, hey look you're still alive....
<<in the background>> WHADYA MEAN HE'S STILLL ALIVE!?! Damnit you're the worst shot out there. What?! You kill my dog instead!
/me clears throat
Hrmm. Sorry about that. No cmment
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Oh, hey look you're still alive....
<<in the background>> WHADYA MEAN HE'S STILLL ALIVE!?! Damnit you're the worst shot out there. What?! You kill my dog instead!
/me clears throat
Hrmm. Sorry about that. No cmment
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/me calls my own apartment
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Yo, eber, I hope you're not still pased out on my floor. Well, when you wake up, clean up the drool off the floor.
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Yo, eber, I hope you're not still pased out on my floor. Well, when you wake up, clean up the drool off the floor.
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Seven days.....
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Seven days.....
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Can't wait to see what ship you chose for this Deneb Run.
-CNH
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Can't wait to see what ship you chose for this Deneb Run.
-CNH
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