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Anti Troll Measures! (WARNING, SATIRE)

Oct 29, 2005 Celkan link
Why don't we take all known trolls and lock their channel chat to the channel 666? That way, if we WANT to listen to them, we can! If we don't, we don't have to!

WOW, a useful suggestion! OMG, liek what have we been doing without it!?

If the trolls have nobody to troll, maybe they'll figure it out! 'Cause the guides sure ain't doing shit when it comes to certain people trolling their mouths off every 2 seconds in 100! No, they aren't! Big surprise there, eh?

OU! Better idea! Let's BAN the suckers! YEAH! That would sure show them! Then they wouldn't be able to troll ingame OR on the boards! What a wonderful idea! I'm so surpised I thought of it first I almost wet myself!

OR.... what if we just made the trolls only able to fly busses with the mass of a samoflange-laden moth and the other stats of an EC-88! Yeah, then we could GRIEF the suckers! ALLLLL RIGHT!
Oct 29, 2005 moldyman link
lol
Oct 29, 2005 yodaofborg link
hmmm. you been drinkin?
Oct 29, 2005 Forum Moderator link
YES!! Let's also ban people who use profanity on the website!!!

(I was there today when this was discussed, and DID deal with the situation, so there :P)
Oct 29, 2005 Celkan link
Thanks, FM. You know I'm just messing around, right?

Right?

Sherpa?

Uh... *gagging sound as she is dragged off into the Void by the Über Guide*
Oct 30, 2005 jexkerome link
Hey, I'm only a minor Troll, why should I have to suffer being trapped in 666 with [WITHHELD], [WITHHELD], and [WITHHELD]?!
Oct 30, 2005 Celkan link
Only on the forums :P

I think in hindsight I like the samo-bus solution the best ^^
Oct 30, 2005 LeberMac link
How about...YOU turn off 100 for a half-hour or so, Miharu?
Wait, that would remove half the game for you... (the other half being Makchuga BAR chat...)

/me runs before the SKOM can be loaded...
Oct 30, 2005 Celkan link
That's what lecter thinks... >.>

He's not realized I'm able to make the thing self-destruct anytime I want to from my room. Besides, I've got more where that one came from.
Oct 30, 2005 who? me? link
yeah what a great idea!
Oct 30, 2005 moldyman link
So we banish [expunged], [expunged] and [expunged] from 100 so all new trolls take their place? Have you ever heard of univeral balance? If there is a vacuum, someone(or thing) will come to fill it in. Remove three trolls, and we just create three new trolls.
Oct 30, 2005 jexkerome link
Hey, take the RP to its proper forum, where no one will read it! :P
Oct 30, 2005 genka link
Yea, well, I can destroy the known universe with a thought!
Why do you think I do so lit[Poof! - ct]
Oct 30, 2005 LeberMac link
Phew, THANKS, genka!
Now, here's some fine Serco literature to keep you in that unthinking state...
Oct 31, 2005 toshiro link
I resent your racial slurs against the Serco Dominion.
Everyone knows we have songs, not books.
Oct 31, 2005 LeberMac link
LOL The songs have to be simple and have rhymes, or ya can't remember them. Since you don't have books, and your traditions must be passed down orally, it's no wonder your historical "records" are so screwed up...
Oct 31, 2005 Forum Moderator link
[Moved]
Nov 01, 2005 jexkerome link
Just their records are screwed up?