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Anti Troll Measures! (WARNING, SATIRE)
Why don't we take all known trolls and lock their channel chat to the channel 666? That way, if we WANT to listen to them, we can! If we don't, we don't have to!
WOW, a useful suggestion! OMG, liek what have we been doing without it!?
If the trolls have nobody to troll, maybe they'll figure it out! 'Cause the guides sure ain't doing shit when it comes to certain people trolling their mouths off every 2 seconds in 100! No, they aren't! Big surprise there, eh?
OU! Better idea! Let's BAN the suckers! YEAH! That would sure show them! Then they wouldn't be able to troll ingame OR on the boards! What a wonderful idea! I'm so surpised I thought of it first I almost wet myself!
OR.... what if we just made the trolls only able to fly busses with the mass of a samoflange-laden moth and the other stats of an EC-88! Yeah, then we could GRIEF the suckers! ALLLLL RIGHT!
WOW, a useful suggestion! OMG, liek what have we been doing without it!?
If the trolls have nobody to troll, maybe they'll figure it out! 'Cause the guides sure ain't doing shit when it comes to certain people trolling their mouths off every 2 seconds in 100! No, they aren't! Big surprise there, eh?
OU! Better idea! Let's BAN the suckers! YEAH! That would sure show them! Then they wouldn't be able to troll ingame OR on the boards! What a wonderful idea! I'm so surpised I thought of it first I almost wet myself!
OR.... what if we just made the trolls only able to fly busses with the mass of a samoflange-laden moth and the other stats of an EC-88! Yeah, then we could GRIEF the suckers! ALLLLL RIGHT!
lol
hmmm. you been drinkin?
YES!! Let's also ban people who use profanity on the website!!!
(I was there today when this was discussed, and DID deal with the situation, so there :P)
(I was there today when this was discussed, and DID deal with the situation, so there :P)
Thanks, FM. You know I'm just messing around, right?
Right?
Sherpa?
Uh... *gagging sound as she is dragged off into the Void by the Über Guide*
Right?
Sherpa?
Uh... *gagging sound as she is dragged off into the Void by the Über Guide*
Hey, I'm only a minor Troll, why should I have to suffer being trapped in 666 with [WITHHELD], [WITHHELD], and [WITHHELD]?!
Only on the forums :P
I think in hindsight I like the samo-bus solution the best ^^
I think in hindsight I like the samo-bus solution the best ^^
How about...YOU turn off 100 for a half-hour or so, Miharu?
Wait, that would remove half the game for you... (the other half being Makchuga BAR chat...)
/me runs before the SKOM can be loaded...
Wait, that would remove half the game for you... (the other half being Makchuga BAR chat...)
/me runs before the SKOM can be loaded...
That's what lecter thinks... >.>
He's not realized I'm able to make the thing self-destruct anytime I want to from my room. Besides, I've got more where that one came from.
He's not realized I'm able to make the thing self-destruct anytime I want to from my room. Besides, I've got more where that one came from.
yeah what a great idea!
So we banish [expunged], [expunged] and [expunged] from 100 so all new trolls take their place? Have you ever heard of univeral balance? If there is a vacuum, someone(or thing) will come to fill it in. Remove three trolls, and we just create three new trolls.
Hey, take the RP to its proper forum, where no one will read it! :P
Yea, well, I can destroy the known universe with a thought!
Why do you think I do so lit[Poof! - ct]
Why do you think I do so lit[Poof! - ct]
Phew, THANKS, genka!
Now, here's some fine Serco literature to keep you in that unthinking state...
Now, here's some fine Serco literature to keep you in that unthinking state...
I resent your racial slurs against the Serco Dominion.
Everyone knows we have songs, not books.
Everyone knows we have songs, not books.
LOL The songs have to be simple and have rhymes, or ya can't remember them. Since you don't have books, and your traditions must be passed down orally, it's no wonder your historical "records" are so screwed up...
[Moved]
Just their records are screwed up?